My dad has been so aggy ever since he got his new car. Every time he sees another Mercedes on the street he honks at it and when I give him a look he always says "What? Everytime you see your brother or sister on the street you say hi to them."
I once told a joke about a straight person. They came after me in droves. Each one singing the same: Don't fight fire with fire. What they mean is: Don't fight fire with anything. Do not fight fire with water. Do not fight fire with foam. Do not evacuate the people. Do not sound the alarms. Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety. Do not barricade the door with damp towels. Do not wave a white flag out the window. Do not take the plunge from several storeys up. Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame. Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen. Do not ask why the firefighters aren't coming. When they say: Don't fight fire with fire What they mean is: Stand and burn. -Stand and Burn by Claudia Boleyn.
“As you grow older, you’ll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and don’t you forget it-whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter who he is, how rich he is, or how fine a family he comes from, that white man is trash.” — Atticus Finch, To Kill A Mockingbird.