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  1. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2014 6:37pm UTC
    Always say " I accept your apology"
    Instead of "its okay" because then they'll think its okay so they'll do it again.

  2. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 6:01pm UTC
    YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN♥♥♥
    TO LEAVE THE TABLE
    WHEN LOVE IS NO LONGER
    BEING SERVED
    DO NOT ERASE

  3. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    so today is my birthday and my gym teacher said he got me a present and when i asked
    him what it was he said "10 laps. start running" i swear he loves me you guys

  4. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 8:09pm UTC
    i was at my cousin's house with my family cause she just had twins
    and everyone was all over them and when they finally let me hold
    one of them i just looked at him and i said "it has no eyebrows"
    and that basically sums up my personality.

  5. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2014 10:05pm UTC
    Its hard to tell when I'm joking cause
    I'll have a straight face and I'll say
    "I'm dead serious" like 5 times

  6. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2014 4:11pm UTC
    so i was on my way to class today
    and me and this really cute kid were
    the only 2 people in the hallway and
    when he got to his class i said to myself
    since i was the only person in the hallway,
    "wow john looks so good today he has some
    nice dna god bless his parents" and then i
    heard a laugh behind me AND IT WAS HIS
    MOTHER WHO WAS A GUIDENCE
    COUNSELOR AT MY SCHOOL WALKING
    BEHIND AND SHE HEARD ME AND SHE
    WOULDNT STOP LAUGHING

  7. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 8:07pm UTC
    The best revenge is
    to improve yourself
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥

  8. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2014 7:30pm UTC
    In biology today, this girl in my class got some chemical in her eyes
    and it took the teacher 10 minutes to persuade her to wash her eyes
    out cause she didnt want to mess up her eyeliner

  9. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 7:58pm UTC
    I would do anything
    to go back in time before I lost you ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  10. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 8:44pm UTC
    I say that I “hate people” but really
    I’m just too lazy to say
    “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable
    and awkward around other people therefore
    I find it difficult to socialize with
    them.”

  11. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    Pop a pill when I wake,
    Pop a pill just to sleep,
    I'm supposed to take them with a meal,
    But now I hardly ever eat.

  12. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2014 6:07pm UTC
    one thing i like about my school is that during lunch, if you stand up and wave everyone will start clapping for you for no reason.

  13. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    my mom just asked me what sport do they play in the superbowl lol

  14. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when
    When you offer someone food and they say yes

  15. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 12:48pm UTC
    in class today:
    girl: you might be ghetto if you bring food from the outside into the movies
    me: um no you might stupid if you pay $4.99 for a pack of skittles.

  16. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    I have acid rain in my brain and it's killing the flowers in my heart♥

  17. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 1:53pm UTC
    My older brother received a call at two pm on a Thursday,
    That his roommate from college
    And best friend from high school;
    Overdosed and died,
    Last Wednesday night.
    My brother is 25 years old.
    He missed three days of work, sat at home in the dark,
    And cried for the first time in six months.
    This is not poetry.
    My father is very, very sick.
    He sleeps for seven hours,
    To build up a half hour of strength,
    Just so he can pick me up from school.
    He hasn’t been well in over a year.
    And still, He prays every night, “Thank you God, for making this happen to me,
    and not my children.”
    I am swallowed in fear,
    That soon enough, he will go to bed,
    And never wake up.
    This is not poetry.
    There are thousands of people,
    fighting cancer,
    and war,
    and death,
    just to have one more day,
    In hopes that it will get better.
    And still,
    You people glorify sadness,
    and long for your death,
    because apparently life,
    is just too much of a burden.
    Wake up, your ignorance is sickening.
    Your life is thousands of times more beautiful,
    Than your death will be.”
    — For My Father, S.Skavdahl

  18. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    I usually hate when people call me lazy but then I remember that I quit track because the coach tried to make me run 2 miles on the first practice

  19. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    The class next door to my history class was watching a movie and I guess something really bad happened cause you could hear people screaming and crying and after the bell rang I saw a football player and his friends come out of the classroom crying and hugging each other and I asked my friend who was in that class what happened and she told me that a dog died.

  20. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Remember when
    everyone kept their phone chargers at home?

:)

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