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Me: I could just marry my laptop.. 
Society: Nono, the bible says Adam & Eve not Florence and the Machine.
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Me: I could just marry my laptop.. Society: Nono, the bible

68 faves · 2 comments · Nov 18, 2013 11:52pm

*Freedom*

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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
i juST CHOKED
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
omg yeshh I <3 Florence :)
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