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Vinita*
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April 8, 2014 7:26pm UTC
I wonder what would happen if I stepped on a banana peel

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Vinita*
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March 19, 2014 7:33pm UTC
"Some people are really pretty. . .
then there's us"

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*Freedom*
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November 18, 2013 11:52pm UTC
Me: I could just marry my laptop..
Society: Nono, the bible says Adam & Eve not Florence and the Machine.

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*Freedom*
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October 5, 2013 5:16pm UTC
ormat by ethanol kk
And she's just an old soul trapped in a child's body, with a naive mind but a heavy heart that wieghs her down, sets her apart from all the rest.
After all, young wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.
-mine

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absent *
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September 2, 2013 6:11pm UTC
My thoughts at work;
Me: eww this shirt feels like tissues, oh dayuum boy he's fine, ugh another customer, ouch stairs i'm going to end up going a$s over tlt, ugh Zach is a very touchy feely person, I don't think I like that, i'd rather be with Sam right now, Sam is my boyfriend by the way, eew I hate my supervisor, she can't speakbproper english, its 'those' not 'them ones', HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IT'S HOME TIME, S/CK IT B/TCHES!

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Ethanol
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July 18, 2013 2:48pm UTC
Gloria: When was the last place you put my keys?
Jay: In your hand when i bought you the car

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AnaCastro196
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July 16, 2013 8:47pm UTC
When are you going to notice me?

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littleshrimp
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July 1, 2013 11:27pm UTC
just sitting here on witty with my 25 pound cat,
waiting for him to text me.

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brickbyboringbeth*
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June 30, 2013 1:32pm UTC
why would you rather see two men holding guns rather than holding hands?

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bunnylover43
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June 3, 2013 10:17pm UTC
"I will take you out of this world just like i brought you into it!"
Well hopefully not the same way, that. would be horrifying

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
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May 28, 2013 1:56pm UTC
Comment to
add me on Kik :)

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Leslie and Alli *
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May 3, 2013 9:08am UTC
I hate two faced people.......
I never know wich face to slap first.

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KaterinaHoran
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March 16, 2013 12:38pm UTC
Sorry I can't today.
My sister's friend's mother's
grandpa's brother's grandson's
uncle's fish died,
and yes,it was tragic.

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Raynniee
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February 11, 2013 5:38pm UTC
If Monday was a girl,
it would be a fat girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat.

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...*
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February 3, 2013 6:31pm UTC
OMG
AKA
WTF

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:)

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