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AnaCastro196

Status: Everything that I say is a f•cking joke!! I don't mean half the sh•t I say!!

Member Since: 10 Sep 2011 05:22pm

Last Seen: 15 Jul 2016 02:02pm

Birthday: September 24

Location: California

Gender: F

user id: 217239

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Just your average college girl. 

My music tastes goes from Taylor Swift to f*^ucking death metal. ๐Ÿ˜โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ’€

im studying Criminal Justice. 

Future police officer ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
so watch out! 

I do like to party & have fun. 

Vodka has been there for me when no one else has ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ท

"you know you like it" makes me feel like a stripper
actually any DJ Snake song. 

I like guys that are usually wayy out of my league. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Half the stuff that comes out of my mouth is 100% bullsh••it๐Ÿ™Š

 

  1. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2015 1:26pm EDT
    Where can I find the friendzone? I need some friends.

  2. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2015 11:59am EDT
    "Youre going to hell because youre an atheist๐Ÿ˜ก."
    How can i go to hell if I dont believe in it OOOOOOOHHHHHHH๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  3. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2015 11:53am EDT
    What if Tyga tried to be cute and bite Kylie's lip and it just popped??

  4. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2015 12:50pm EDT
    As a college student you just have to accept the fact that youre always going to be tired no matter how many hours of sleep you get.

  5. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2015 12:21am EDT
    Do sorority girls fart glitter???

  6. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2015 11:11pm EDT
    How many calories do you burn jumping to all these conclusions?

  7. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2015 1:51pm EDT
    I like how the plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class... Almost like it was copied & pasted there

  8. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2015 1:31am EDT
    Ive been on Witty for 4 years!!!๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ

  9. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2015 1:23am EDT
    I saw a kidnapping.
    So I woke him up.

  10. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2015 12:26pm EDT
    Apparantley Caitlyn Jenner doesnt agree with gay marriage...?? the fโ€ข*ck. im out.

  11. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2015 4:01pm EDT
    I have to practice in my head hella times how im gonna say "Thank You" to the bus driver & in the end i dont even say it.

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2015 1:35pm EDT
    College makes you realize how truly pointless an 8 hour school day really was.

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2015 1:33pm EDT
    what a beautiful day to not be in high school

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2015 2:11pm EDT
    Wifi: *connected* Me: Act like it!!!

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2015 6:53pm EDT
    College is weird. Like youre allowed to show your shoulders and somehow male students are still able to learn???

  16. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2015 6:51pm EDT
    Why is it so fโ€ข cking hard to find friends who dont hurt your feelings everyday as a "joke" and that dont leave you out??

  17. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2015 6:49pm EDT
    Me arriving anywhere: "Does anyone know the wifi password??"

  18. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2015 7:06pm EDT
    High School teachers: "Theres still a minute left of class, sit down!!"
    College Teachers: "We still have 20 minutes left but im done teaching so bye."

  19. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2015 12:58pm EDT
    I hate when people ask "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" Because I'm doing me & I don't need a boy to feel fulfilled.

  20. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2015 12:54pm EDT
    I feel like girls don't wanna be friends with me because I have a resting b!**tch face and I've been told that I look mean.. When in reality I'm hella shy and awkward.

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