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AnaCastro196

1. AnaCastro196
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   September 27, 2015 1:26pm UTC
   Where can I find the friendzone? I need some friends.
   
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2. AnaCastro196
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   September 24, 2015 11:59am UTC
   "Youre going to hell because youre an atheist😡."
   How can i go to hell if I dont believe in it OOOOOOOHHHHHHH🔥🔥🔥
   
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3. AnaCastro196
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   September 24, 2015 11:53am UTC
   What if Tyga tried to be cute and bite Kylie's lip and it just popped??
   
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4. AnaCastro196
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   September 22, 2015 12:50pm UTC
   As a college student you just have to accept the fact that youre always going to be tired no matter how many hours of sleep you get.
   
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5. AnaCastro196
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   September 22, 2015 12:21am UTC
   Do sorority girls fart glitter???
   
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6. AnaCastro196
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   September 19, 2015 11:11pm UTC
   How many calories do you burn jumping to all these conclusions?
   
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7. AnaCastro196
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   September 14, 2015 1:51pm UTC
   I like how the plagiarism section of the syllabus is the same for every class... Almost like it was copied & pasted there
   
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8. AnaCastro196
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   September 14, 2015 1:31am UTC
   Ive been on Witty for 4 years!!!😬😬😊🎉🎊🎉🎊
   
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9. AnaCastro196
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   September 14, 2015 1:23am UTC
   I saw a kidnapping.
   So I woke him up.
   
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10. AnaCastro196
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    September 11, 2015 12:26pm UTC
    Apparantley Caitlyn Jenner doesnt agree with gay marriage...?? the f•*ck. im out.
    
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11. AnaCastro196
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    September 10, 2015 4:01pm UTC
    I have to practice in my head hella times how im gonna say "Thank You" to the bus driver & in the end i dont even say it.
    
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12. AnaCastro196
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    September 10, 2015 1:35pm UTC
    College makes you realize how truly pointless an 8 hour school day really was.
    
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13. AnaCastro196
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    September 10, 2015 1:33pm UTC
    what a beautiful day to not be in high school
    
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14. AnaCastro196
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    September 9, 2015 2:11pm UTC
    Wifi: *connected* Me: Act like it!!!
    
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15. AnaCastro196
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    September 8, 2015 6:53pm UTC
    College is weird. Like youre allowed to show your shoulders and somehow male students are still able to learn???
    
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16. AnaCastro196
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    September 8, 2015 6:51pm UTC
    Why is it so f• cking hard to find friends who dont hurt your feelings everyday as a "joke" and that dont leave you out??
    
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17. AnaCastro196
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    September 8, 2015 6:49pm UTC
    Me arriving anywhere: "Does anyone know the wifi password??"
    
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18. AnaCastro196
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    September 7, 2015 7:06pm UTC
    High School teachers: "Theres still a minute left of class, sit down!!"
    College Teachers: "We still have 20 minutes left but im done teaching so bye."
    
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19. AnaCastro196
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    September 7, 2015 12:58pm UTC
    I hate when people ask "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" Because I'm doing me & I don't need a boy to feel fulfilled.
    
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20. AnaCastro196
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    September 7, 2015 12:54pm UTC
    I feel like girls don't wanna be friends with me because I have a resting b!**tch face and I've been told that I look mean.. When in reality I'm hella shy and awkward.
    
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