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this site has changed and it's not as appealing anymore. I'm hardly on, sorry. If you need to contact me quickly hmu on kik @rad.hella ty
  1. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 5:54pm EDT
    DO NOT TAKE HAVING A BATHROOM LIGHTLY
    I have not peed since noon and it is now 6 PM and I still haven't peed.
    THE PLUMBING ISN'T WORKING
    appreciate what you have when you have it
    just saying

  2. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 10:28pm EDT
    you're not special
    you might have potential
    but only few will be successful
    ˙·٠•●Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ●•٠·˙

  3. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 10:24pm EDT
    bEING BRAVE
    DOES NOT MEAN
    BEING FEARLESS

  4. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 10:22pm EDT
    You don't realize how much you actually like a person, until they do something little that gives you butterflies, like, touching your hair by accident, or giggling in a very cute way. Love creeps up on you and then unexpectedly hits.

  5. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 9:48pm EDT
    Reading your old quotes,
    is like a diary you unintentionally kept. They show how quickly things change, and how little the big things you thought matter, are very little and you don't even remember.

  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 12:39pm EDT
    Do you ever just read a book or watch a movie and it totally messes with you for a while. Like, you question your whole existance or what you're doing with your life.

  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 9:49am EDT
    “Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.”
    ― Veronica Roth, Divergent

  8. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 9:51pm EDT
    ***SPOILER ALERT FOR DIVERGENT ****
    I can't believe Veronica Roth killed off Tris. It's awful. I cried for so long. Her and Tobias were supposed to finally be alone.... and get married and live together in peace and ugh!! I'm so mad at Veronica. The series could have ended sooooo many different ways, but no. She just had to kill Tris. :( and why was the third book in both of their point of views? I didn't like that either. I'm so happy Tris and Tobias actually frick fracked before she died though... but I'm very upset and it will take me a while to get over it.

  9. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 10:35pm EDT
    Reasons for my misery:
    • boys
    • being fat

  10. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 9:48pm EDT
    Google
    how to not be fufu lame
    Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
    format credit to: JazziShae
    e

  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 7:44pm EDT
    Sitting on a computer complaining about being forever alone won't help you find a relationship

  12. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 7:23pm EDT
    every cell in our entire body is destroyed &
    replaced every seven years
    how comforting it is to know one day i will have a body you will have never touched.
    -brett elizabeth jenkins

  13. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 7:30pm EDT
    MIND
    _____________
    MATTER

  14. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:16pm EDT
    I N 2 0 Y E A R S Y O U W O N ' T R E M E M B E R
    today
    Y O U M I G H T R E M E M B E R C E R T A I N
    memories
    B U T N O T T H E F A C T T H A T Y O U
    didn't
    straighten your hair, or that someone didn't text you back. RELAX. It's not the end of the world.

  15. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 6:05pm EDT
    When falling off a horse
    pull your tounge in

  16. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 1:47pm EST
    REMEMBER
    WHO THE REAL
    {enemy}
    is

  17. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 1:55pm EST
    haha. If I fall for you,
    you fall
    FOR ANOTHER

  18. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 1:50pm EST
    Why waste my time
    on someone
    who's so intolerably
    STUPID
    they don't realize
    I'm so irrevocably obsessed with the thought of having them

  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:44pm EST

    Nobody's
    going to love you
    if you can't display
    a way to capture it

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 6:12pm EST
    Every day I see quotes about how people on here are self harming, or mentally ill, or suicidal or something. Guys, get help. Don't think it's "cool" or it's the "normal" because it's not. Being depressed is a serious condition that should be treated. Also, faking having this stuff isn't okay either. When you're sad, you're not depressed (http://www.helpguide.org/mental/depression_signs_types_diagnosis_treatment.htm). Also, I thought I was depressed for a bit, but then I just realized I was getting inside my own head with negative thoughts. People on here would make depressing quotes therefore it transferred over to me and I thought I was depressed, but I wasn't. If you think you are depressed, get help. If you cut, get help. Just because some people decide to live with it every day doesn't mean you have to. Get help. ALSO, DON'T FAKE BEING DEPRESSED BECAUSE IT'S A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION. If someone had one arm, would you make fun of them? No. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's any less.

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