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emilygm*

Status: *screams because of exams*

Member Since: 1 Jul 2012 12:50pm

Last Seen: 22 Feb 2019 07:48pm

Location: Florida

Gender: F

user id: 313703

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Em loves you.
Here since 2012, sorry for the cringe
  1. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2015 9:48pm EST
    jfc is anyone still here

  2. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 8:47pm EDT
    hi, witty!i missed you.

  3. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 10:06pm EDT
    Working In A Library #1Me: "Hi, would you like to sign up for our summer reading program?"Customer: *blatantly sees me, stares at me, walks awAY*Me: Well, f_ck you too!

  4. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 8:05am EST
    I go to seek a great perhaps...

  5. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 9:29pm EST
    What a wonderful
    caricature of
    intimacy...

  6. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 4:21pm EST
    I was at lunch a few weeks ago, and I was sitting with my friend, and these sixth graders (sitting diagonally from us at another table) were being really loud and annoying. At one point, one of the sixth grade boys laughed at the top of his lungs, like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" so my friend just turned around and went "HAHAHAHASHUTTHEFUCKUP." It worked.

  7. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 8:54pm EST
    *sigh* I don't know where you guys live, but I'm in Florida, and someone in the neighborhood next to mine just set off fireworks at 5:30 PM... for Thanksgiving...

  8. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 11:15am EST
    Him
    his smile
    his eyes
    his voice
    his laugh
    his warmth
    his existence
    him.
    I didn't say a name, but someone popped into your head.

  9. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 7:00pm EST
    Phil's channel trailer: Get Your Phil of Amazing
    Me: Omfg the point is to persuade people that your channel is cool, not that you're a middle-aged dad stuck in the 90's and in denial about life.

  10. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 8:01pm EST
    "Its a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
    ~Phil Lester

  11. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 8:22am EST
    "Oh, sweet Jesus
    on a stick!"
    format credit to OneDirection

  12. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 8:11am EDT
    but yoU GUYS
    The Halloween thingy on Witty is so adorable asdfghjkl;
    it's like little ghosts and bats, and awe <3 <3 <3
    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

  13. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 7:58pm EDT
    I don't understand how people approach their crush.
    I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonald's.

  14. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 10:00am EDT
    If you guys think you're bad at life,
    I put Febreze in my hair this morning.
    In my hair.

  15. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 7:26pm EDT
    I just wasted,
    ten seconds of your lifeeeeee.

  16. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 6:59pm EDT
    What do you call it when you put a salt shaker next to a knife?
    A salt with a deadly weapon.

  17. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 6:57pm EDT
    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.

  18. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 6:53pm EDT
    *Puts a quarter in my ear*
    ...I'm listening to 50 cent.

  19. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 6:48pm EDT
    Can we please stop with all the really horrible puns here on Witty?
    I have to say, it's getting really punnoying.

  20. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:39pm EDT
    "If you fall, I'll be there."
    ~Floor

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