MissF2F2F2

Status: The cursor has a shadow?! MIND = BLOWN.

Member Since: 7 Feb 2013 12:13pm

Last Seen: 1 Apr 2018 02:01am

Location: Gotham City, currently :3

Gender: F

user id: 349337

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I'm too lazy to make a profile.
I'm too lazy to get out of bed.
I'm too lazy to eat.
I'm too lazy to brea-
*dies*

MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 6:16pm UTC

When the f.ck did music evolve so complexly that it has a s.xual orientation. Like when.

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MissF2F2F2
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December 11, 2013 11:25am UTC

Grandma: How old are you?
*1 week later*
Grandma: How old are you?
*1 week later*
Grandma: How old are you?
Me: 56. So, did you want to see Claire this weekend? She's 21 this week, of course. I take it you'd like to take her somewhere, seeing as you're her grandmother?

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 11:20am UTC

Cards Against Humanity - Witty Version #1
What is the biggest problem in the modern world?
(comment your answer :D)

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 12:51pm UTC

I really do love it when you reply to my 400 character long text with "k"

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MissF2F2F2
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November 20, 2013 5:56am UTC

I am living on two bars of internet right now.
You do not understand how painful this is for me.

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 1:58pm UTC

<コ:彡
It's a squid.

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 6:38am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.. M42.. Looking for woman ... for s.x chat... r u interested ??
You: Hello, I am Talia, Princess of Euphrasia.
You: I am very interested.
Stranger: age ??
You: 316.
Stranger: ??
You: 316.
Stranger has disconnected.

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Me in shower:
Me: Mmk, shower time...
Me: Dad, gtfo
Me: Euggghhhh so steamy
Me: Must sit down...
Me: Where dafuq is the shampoo
Me: Near, far, whereEEEEVVVEVVVEEEERRRR you are in this world, I believe that my hair needs to be washed...
Me: Omg I'm an amazing singer.
Me: How hasn't Simon Cowell signed me to a record label?
Me: You shoot me down, but I won't fall, I am tiTAAGHGHGNIIDFHDGHDFMMMMMMMMM
Me: My voice only cracked because it's steamy in this shower.
Me: Why am I so FAAAAAAATTTTTT
Me: Wait, who used my conditioner?
Me: Who used my G.DDAMN CONDITIONER?
Me: When did I last wash my hair?
Me: Like, 3 days ago? I really need to wash it.
Me: Eh, screw it.
Me: Don't drop that thun thun thun EEEEHHHHH
Me: Why am I singing that song?
Me: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Me: Shower gel, MAKE ME SMELL GOOD.
Me: Omg I'm totally getting a boyfriend today.
Me: Who could resist.... THIS?
Me: Okay, turn off the shower...
Me: Omfg it's freezing
Me: Towel, MAKE ME WARM
Me: The towel keeps on falling down! AGGHHHHHH
Me: Towel, STOP FALLING DOWN
Me: I WILL BURN YOU, TOWEL
Me: I HAVE THAT POWER.
Cat: *Walks in*
Me: Don't look at me!

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MissF2F2F2
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November 15, 2013 12:51pm UTC

My friend thought Bruno Mars's song "Treasure" was called "Pleasure". Just let that sink in.

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MissF2F2F2
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November 15, 2013 12:03pm UTC

me: *means to type "that's really cool"*
me: *types: "that's really coll"*

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MissF2F2F2
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October 26, 2013 6:10pm UTC

mum: okay, your cousin's coming over! be nice and STAY OFF OF YOUR LAPTOP.
me: ...
*1 hour later*
me: and this is TUMBLR.
cousin: oh ok.
me: *switches tab to Witty Profiles*
cousin: what's this?
me: OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY!
cousin: what is?
me: THIS IS AMAZING
cousin: what?
me: TRUELY INSPIRATIONAL
cousin: i hate you.

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MissF2F2F2
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October 26, 2013 10:39am UTC

girl: haha, yeah, this is my natural tan! ikr.
me: b.tch, you're about as naturally orange as a broccoli.

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 10:36am UTC

my daily school routine:
*the night before*
me: i'm going to set an alarm, get up early, do my makeup, and actually look good for school!
*next day*
me: *wakes up already fifteen minutes late for school*
me: sh.t

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Have you ever been using the toilet and then realized there was no toilet paper and was like:
What the f.ck am I supposed to do now?

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 11:44am UTC

You know whats funny?
Not you, so shut up.

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MissF2F2F2
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October 12, 2013 10:33am UTC

Ok, can someone come on http://www.yourworldoftext.com? I feel so lonely D:

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 10:18am UTC

Me: *Scrolling down Witty*
Me: *Sees quote that I've seen before*
Me: asdfghjkl;
Me: *scratches own eyes out*
Me: *writes angry comment*
Me: *Faves quote*

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 1:49pm UTC

GUYS. TOMORROW'S OCTOBER 3RD.
Don't understand why this is so exiting?
"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was."
"It's October 3rd."

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MissF2F2F2
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October 2, 2013 1:47pm UTC

GUYS. TOMORROW'S OCTOBER 3RD.
Don't understand why this is so exiting?
"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was."
"It's October 3rd."

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MissF2F2F2
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Dan Howell turns into Batman...:
Batdan.

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