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StephanieCollado

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Member Since: 3 Jun 2013 07:40pm

Last Seen: 7 Jul 2014 12:29am

Gender: F

user id: 362071

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  1. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    Nothing changes if nothing changes

  2. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    "If I had to describe how Harry Styles smells,
    it would probably say...
    sunshine and rainbows."
    -Tyler Oakley

  3. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Fear is only temporary.
    Regret lasts forever.

  4. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    On a cruise this past week I met a cute guy.
    On the last day he grabbed my hand...
    Him: I lied to you before when I said my patronus was a penguin.
    Me: What is it?
    Him: My real patronus
    is you
    If that is not the cutest thing ever, I dont know what is.

  5. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Did anyone notice that the hand/curser thing is an 'L'?
    Its like saying 'If you notice this, then you're a loser and have no friends'
    ...
    Yeah...

  6. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 5:54am UTC
    I love how it says
    More Joyful Quotes>>
    But when I click it, the first thing I see is
    'He's forgotten me'
    or
    'He'll never recognize me'
    and im just like
    ...yeaa...

  7. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    Worst sound in the world?
    When the laptop makes that *ding* when its at 12%

  8. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    People who walk while on an escalator
    =
    Over achievers

  9. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Belibers motto: We never say never
    Directioners motto: Sleep is for the weak!!!

  10. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 6:04am UTC
    Dude: Hey, are you single?
    Me: No, i'm plural.
    Dude: No, like, are you free this weekend?
    Me: No. I'm expensive

  11. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    "Nothing goes away until it has tought us a lesson"
    ...
    What are @ssholes trying to teach us?

  12. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Row, row, row your boat
    gently off a cliff

  13. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    When Im upset,
    I simply go into my room where my bubble wrap is and pop bubbles until i am calm.
    One day, I will wrap myself in bubble wrap and be
    'Captain Stress Relief'
    People will pop me until they calm the fck down.

  14. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Rearrange these words:
    1.)Pneis
    2.)Htielr
    3.)Nggeri
    4.)Buttesx
    You read spine, lither, ginger, and subtext right?
    Lol. Don't lie

  15. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    I don't wanna sound like a bad@ss or anything but...
    I remove my USB wihtout ejecting it safely.

  16. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Most Girls: I like to hang out. There is so much less drama.
    Me: I like to hang out with myself. There's no drama and I don't have to wear pants.

  17. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    Little Fly,
    Thy summer's play,
    My thoughtless hand,
    Has brushed away.
    Am not I
    A fly like thee?
    Or art not thou,
    A man like me?
    I am not a fly,
    So shoo fly.
    Don't land on my screen

  18. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    i hate that i have to continue to live and breathewhen im on my period

  19. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    I'm not stupid
    I'm advanced stupid

  20. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    I'd want to be a cow
    just to fall over
    and see if I could get up

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