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  1. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2015 12:49am UTC
    Goals for High School
    • Become a Junior Marshal.
    • Graduate as valedictorian or salutatorian.
    • Get accepted to Duke and/or Wake.
    • Wrack up those scholarships.
    • Graduate with straight A’s.
    • Graduate from Beta club.
    • Breathe. Breathe.
    • Successfully mentor the next business manager in yearbook. They’ve got big shoes to fill. Don’t forget your first year.
    • Soften the social anxiety.
    • Drink more water.
    • Make a bomb senior recognition ad.
    • Keep the squad together.
    • Forgive the ones who hurt you.
    • Accept the losses when they inevitably come,
    • And move on.
    • Lastly, keep the bangs.
    • (They look good on you.)

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 7:31pm UTC
    you can't keep secrets with my sister.
    nope. she'll casually hint about it with other
    people until she finally can't contain herself
    and just blurts it all out. she can't keep a
    secret and now there's an awkward tension
    between my mom and I. I really should have
    known better.

  3. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2014 3:26pm UTC
    I'm sorry I couldn't protect you

  4. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    PARENTAL
    ADVISORY
    I SAY 'FúCK' A LOT

  5. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here

  6. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 11:52pm UTC
    Me: I could just marry my laptop..
    Society: Nono, the bible says Adam & Eve not Florence and the Machine.

  7. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON'T GIVE A
    *whispers quietly so my parents can't hear me*
    frick
    *Police sirens*
    *Helicopter blades*
    [Gavin screaming}
    Random stranger: Who the fück is Gavin?
    Random reporter: And now the weather

  8. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Elementary school
    Me: Brat please! Get
    the frick out of my way.
    Before I step on the
    back of your shoes!
    Everyone: Oooh she
    swore!
    Now
    Me: B×tch please! Get
    the f×ck out of my way
    before I f×cking murder
    your a×s!

  9. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Me: MIDDLE FINGERS UP, IF YOU DON'T GIVE A
    Me: *whispers quietly so my parents don't hear me* frick.

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