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dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here


 

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dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy

36 faves · Nov 24, 2013 4:56pm

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boys · dreams · omg · loveyou · whoa · ketchup · er · isuck · goodness · iwantsomeone · damnit · frick · imsolonely · stirfry · ishouldchangemyusernametomrslonelybutnahseemsdesperate · funny

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