Ketchup Quotes

KayleighJean
posted a quote
May 7, 2014 5:59pm UTC

I get more food in my hair
than I do in my mouth.

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EllieLasnier
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

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NiallerHoran
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 10:01pm UTC

i like climbing trees ! NOW! KETCHUP
Mullingar,Westmeath,Ireland · onedirectionmusic.com

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yuki
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Conversation at Lunch~
Me:*Eating chicken strips w/ ketchup*
Friend: Eww, why are you eating it with ketchup? Yuck!
Me: ...
Me: -looks dead in the eye-
Me: It reminds me of the blood of my enemies. -licks lips-
Friend: -slowly backs away-

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23chars
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December 29, 2013 5:11pm UTC

People who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of on the side are people you don't need in your life.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 2:34am UTC

Zack, "I'm going through withdrawl right now. I need Ketchup."
Alex, "So, just got offstage, it was a good show-."
Zack, "Just give me some ketchup. Its not that hard." *Starts throwing stuff*
Jack, "Cloussy, just get the man some ketchup."
Zack, "What do I gotta do to get some dam.n ketchup?! I've asked 3 times already!"
Jack, "*Yelling*Get the man some ketchup!"
*Zack starts hitting the wall.*
*Camera shows Rian looking completely confused.*
Jack, "*still yelling* A year ago, I didn't have armpit hair and now I have armpit hair!!"
Alex, "GUYS Why are we yelling??"
-All Time Low"
"Straigth to Dvd"
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Confession #3
I hate tomatos yet I eat ketchup (with like french fries)

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 4:56pm UTC

dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here

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Delusionalpieceofdust *
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 8:52am UTC

And well, I fell for the guy who always carried McDonald's ketchup in his pockets.

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emilygm*
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 7:58pm UTC

I don't understand how people approach their crush.
I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonald's.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Mom: Charlie, remember the time you couldn't open the ketchup bottle?
Mom: And you kept squeezing and squeezing the bottle?
Mom: But nothing happened because the cap was on it?
Mom: And then it exploded and ketchup went all over the kitchen?
Me: Yes, mom.... I remember.
Me: *hits self in the head* STUPID STUPID CHARLIE

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iambubbles
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August 1, 2013 3:13pm UTC

I don't see how people can actually talk to their crush.
I mean I can't even ask for more ketchup at McDonalds!

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Just to let you know...
There is a robot that dispenses ketchup for you.
A ketchup robot.
A ketchup robot.
A Ketchup robot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3D0rcFXrY

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:24pm UTC

You are my jelly to my burger,
the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream.
My point is, you're worthless.
♥

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 6:57pm UTC

ketchup can make
anything taste better

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LolaLori
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:15pm UTC

"You ask!"
"No, you ask!"
"No! You!"
"Fine.
Um, excuse me, can we borrow that ketchup?"

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Ketchup: So you are trying to act mature in front of guests during dinner?
Ketchup: Let me play the song of my people

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 5:37am UTC

I don't understand how people approach their crush.
I barely even have the courage to ask for an extra ketchup packet at McDonalds.

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 12:46pm UTC

So my dad and I are having a debate.
Do you like ketchup or mustard better on a hot dog?
I say ketchup, he says mustard.
So....
Fav for ketchup
Comment for mustard!
This isn't a fav begging thing, i just want to see who wins. xD

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