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LolaLori

Status: take me to paris, please?

Member Since: 19 Dec 2010 11:46am

Last Seen: 24 Jul 2015 06:27pm

Location: Canada

Gender: F

user id: 140611

176 Quotes
326 Favorites
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"be yourself. everyone else is taken." 


 

 
  1. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    My little brother just gave me a lecture about how you actually can't ketch'em all

  2. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 6:36pm UTC
    You know you're in a class full of teengers
    when every sentence begins with,
    "Yeah, like.."

  3. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 5:00pm UTC
    ---------------------
    Guess Who's
    back
    I'm hoping we can bring this back after 3 years!

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  4. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    True Story
    Me: *Wears socks that are too high to be normal and too low to be fashionable*
    Uncle: Oh, is that the new trend now?
    Me: no.

  5. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 12:11am UTC
    -lives in the same house for 5-years
    -still doesn't know which cabinets the dishes are in
    -pathetic?
    - Naw

  6. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 12:04am UTC
    what the heck is stumbleupon anyway

  7. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    *Posts a quote*
    *gets a like imediately after posting*
    *expects 1000 likes by tomorrow*
    *realizes witty isn't like that anymore*
    *never gets a like ever again in entire life*

  8. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    I'm that g irl
    that ruins the joke by over analyizing it
    mine

  9. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    Saying, "I want that!"
    to every single barbie comerical that comes on.

  10. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    *teacher at mcdonalds drive-through*
    Speaker: Hello! Can I take your order?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?

  11. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    *last day of school*
    Everyone else: *bawling their eyes out*
    Me: adios, bitchachos.

  12. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    It was beauty who killed the beast
    -Carl, King Kong

  13. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Person: I can do a backflip
    Person: I can do the splits
    Person: I can do a handstand
    Person: I can sing like an angel
    Person: I am a phenomal dancer
    Person: I'm goregeous
    Me: I can breath
    Me: *chokes*

  14. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    *log on to facebook*
    Chick: I wonder if my mom is a virgin...?
    *log off of facebook*

  15. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    I'd just like to say that going up to someone really tall and
    telling them, is just as annoying and pointless as going up to someone short and telling them...

  16. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you get in the van... and there is no candy.

  17. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 11:46am UTC
    Person: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
    Me: Are you suggesting I throw apples at my doctor?

  18. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Try to imagine a world without timekeeping.
    You probably can't. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There is a clock on your wall or the dashboard of your car. You have a schedule, a calender, a time for dinner or movie. Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored. Birds are not late. A dog does not check it's watch. Deer do not fret over passing birthdays. Man alone measures time. Man alone chimes the hour. And because of that, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures.
    A fear of time running out.

  19. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Sometimes I cry while chopping carrots so that onions don't think they're ugly or something.

  20. LolaLori LolaLori
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    *Me hangin' with some friends*
    Me: How was your day, rock?
    Rock:
    Me: She. did. WHAT?!?
    Rock:
    Me: And yours, peice of lint?
    Lint:
    Me: Why that sounds lovely!
    Lint:
    Me: What was that wilting petal? How was my day? Well, wait for it. I went outside for a WHOLE. 30. SECONDS.
    Lint, Rock, Petal:
    Me: HABHAHARHGAHAHAHSA, oh rock, you're hilarious!

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