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CharliesTheName

Status: considering giving away this account

Member Since: 20 Jan 2013 05:09pm

Last Seen: 26 May 2014 03:08pm

Birthday: May 8

Location: East Coast USA

Gender: M

user id: 347164

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So this is my first time actually changing my profile since I got it in January.

Sooo I'm a bisexual male.  18.  From the East Coast of the United States of 'Murica.

There are so many amazing people on this website, really there are.  If I had to mention 3 people that you should definitely check out, it would be doublesidedice, darkeyeangel, and elliegeorgia98.  They're not only funny and make amazing quotes, but they're all such kind and genuine people.  I've pretty much been following them and talking to them all since I started on this website and they're such wonderful and friendly people.  Seriously.  Follow them.

Right now I will do something that I've seen probably a hundred teen girls do on this site:

[+] Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Emily's Army, Sum 41, Panic! at the Disco, Paramore, Weezer, Guns N' Roses, Rolling Stones, Black Veil Brides, The Beatles, Drake Bell, Mayday Parade, The Offspring, Queen, The Office, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, The Whitest Kids U' Know, Family Guy, American Dad, Batman, Spiderman, Witty Profiles, Youtube, Twitter, Guitar, Baseball, Football (American Football), Pickles, Pizza, Marshmallows, Burgers, Gummy Worms, Billie Joe Armstrong, Tre Cool, Mike Dirnt, Gerard Way, Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Rainn Wilson

[-] People against gay rights, School, Minecraft (it's just so confusing), One Direction, Justin Bieber, Big Time Rush, The majority of pop music, Time consumption from the internet, Tomatoes, Nutella, Sushi, How Disney channel isn't how it was in the early 2000's, Exercising, Not being fit (ironic, no?), Some of my school grades, Reading, Watching TV

Don't call me gay.  I'm not gay.  Gay and bisexual are completely different.

 
If you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to comment on my profile and there's a good chance that I will answer.

Happy Summer!

-Charlie

 
 
  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 6:15pm EDT
    I haven't gone out once this weekend
    and felt no need to change clothes once since Friday morning.
    I don't know about you
    but I call this a victory

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2014 3:59pm EDT
    "Cause you're a special girl.
    You're not like my grandma
    because she's dead and you're not."
    I Wanna Kiss You (On The Lips) ; The Steinways

  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 6:07pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  4. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 5:39pm EDT
    imagine if Bob was included in the beginning of Vampire Money
    Gerard: Well are you ready, Ray?
    Ray: Yeah.
    Gerard: How about you, Frank?
    Frank: Oh, I'm there, baby.
    Gerard: How about you, Mikey?
    Mikey: Fückin' ready.
    Gerard: How about you, Bob?
    Bob: get that fücking camera out of my face

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 4:42pm EDT
    JESUS IS
    FILLING OUT
    PAPERWORK
    NOW
    AT THE
    FACILITY
    ON EAST 12TH
    STREET

  6. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 4:34pm EDT
    I AM SAYING THIS IRONICALLY

    I AM SAYING THIS IRONICALLY

  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 4:31pm EDT
    *a boyfriend girlfriend and the boyfriend's sister talking*
    Boyfriend: *talking about work*
    Girlfriend: *talking about applying for a job*
    Sister: So have you guys had sëx yet?
    Everyone in the room: ...

  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 3:50pm EDT
    (female) friend: What was the name of that country in The Princess Diaries?
    me: Genovia.
    (male) friend: How would you know that, Charlie?
    me: How wouldn't I know that?

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 5:00pm EDT
    So if you're crazy, I don't care, you amaze me
    Oh you're a stupid girl, oh me, oh my, you talk
    I die, you smile, you laugh, I cry
    And only, a girl like you could be lonely
    And it's a crying shame, if you would think the same
    A boy like me's just irresistible
    The Fratellis; Whistle for the Choir

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 6:52pm EDT
    don't you hate when you're talking to your crush and they're like "I said hi
    to you in the hall but you didn't answer me" and then you're like "OH MY
    GOD I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 4:31pm EST
    Girl: is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just having a good time?
    Guy: It's actually a roll of quarters
    Guy: *takes out roll of quarters*
    Guy: Laundry day.

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 1:15pm EST
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    A fox went out on a date one night
    and he fücked and he sucked
    and he sucked and he fücked
    and he fücked and he sucked
    and he sucked and he fücked

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 6:36pm EST
    don't you hate when you're trying to sing a song but
    you accidently deafen and/or murder a small child

  14. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 3:47pm EST
    My Instagram timeline
    49.5% Happy Birthday Billie Joe Armstrong
    49.5% Fake Your Death by My Chemical Romance
    1% pictures of people and their friends skiing

  15. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 9:36pm EST
    I wanna be really hot and sexy
    but I really want that York Peppermint Patty

  16. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 9:42pm EST
    *in math class*
    Girl: Can I go to my locker?"
    Teacher: Yeah sure.
    Boy: You're probably just gonna hang out with your boyfriend.
    Everyone: *stares*
    Boy: STOP WHORING AROUND
    Teacher: *holding back laughter*
    Girl: *leaves*
    Teacher: Jason is actually a horrible influence on her
    *later*
    Girl: *comes back in*
    Girl: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: Why didn't you go when you went to your locker?
    Girl: I didn't have to.
    Teacher: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE SKIPPING CLASS TO SEE STUPID JASON
    this is real

  17. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 6:35pm EST
    Zoey 101
    Nicole: 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs
    Lola: That's 3.
    Nicole: 2 boobs

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 12:49pm EST
    It's funny to me how there are so many people at my school that talk about how they support gays and hang out with gay people like it's nothing but refuse to talk to me to be involved with me because they don't like bisexuals

  19. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 8:47pm EST
    You're not perfect at all
    and that's what makes you perfect to me

  20. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 5:46pm EST
    Teacher: How do you guys remember when Hurricane Irene hit?
    Friend: It was the day I turned 16
    Friend: ​It was the day my current boyfriend had the courage to ask me out.
    Friend: ​It was the day I cared for my family when they were all sick.
    Friend: ​It was the day my family and I bonded the most.
    Me: I was at Staples because school was supposed to the start the next day
    but I was too lazy to go school supply shopping earlier so I did it then but
    when I was looking for binders my girlfriend called me and I answered the
    phone and she said I was too awkward and broke up with me and I started
    crying in the middle of Staples.
    Everyone: ...

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