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1. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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   December 28, 2015 1:52am UTC
   3 years I ago I posted something about falling for a guy who doesn't talk to girls. Guess who kissed him a year and a half later?
   
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2. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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   November 29, 2013 8:26pm UTC
   Pizza, dr pepper, Greek mythology, country and poetry for my broken heart.
   
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3. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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   November 20, 2013 10:28pm UTC
   I hope God saves me from Cupid's arrows cause you are such my type.
   
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4. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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   November 19, 2013 12:21am UTC
   *me on the mirror*
   Me: oh Zeus, more bags under my eyes.
   My reflection: geez, only a racoon would date you.
   Me: well, I actually wouldn't mind if the racoon has money.
   
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5. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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   November 8, 2013 8:52am UTC
   And well, I fell for the guy who always carried McDonald's ketchup in his pockets.
   
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6. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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   November 3, 2013 10:09pm UTC
   I'm gonna febreze my mouth in case my crush wants to kiss me.
   
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7. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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   October 31, 2013 2:19pm UTC
   The girl who fell for the guy who doesn't talk to girls.
   
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8. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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   October 26, 2013 11:27pm UTC
   *me with my crush*
   Me: I wanna be your girlfriend more than an electron wants to attach to a proton.
   Him: ...
   
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9. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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   October 9, 2013 10:45pm UTC
   Oh honey, how do you expect me to love you if I don't even love myself?
   
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10. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    October 7, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    My crush calls me by a special nickname he gave me cause he doesn't know my name. I don't know how to feel. He doesn't know my name, but he invented it specially for me.
    
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11. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    October 7, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    If I feel like this, I really don't wanna know how he's feeling..
    
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12. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    October 5, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    And I guess I broke the heart of the first guy who ever liked me in that way..
    
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13. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    September 10, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    I don't talk a lot, but when I do, stupid things slip out of my mouth.
    
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14. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    September 5, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    I'm not a college student yet, but I know college students get me when I say that Kraft Macaroni and Cheese are the best.
    
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15. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    September 5, 2013 11:52am UTC
    *me flirting* Heyy, I like the fact you have a face *walks away awkwardly*
    
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16. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    September 5, 2013 11:50am UTC
    Having wifi at my school is like the best thing ever.
    
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17. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    September 5, 2013 11:41am UTC
    And my bag is impregnated with the smell of turpentine.
    
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18. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    September 3, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    So, I have to write this speech for a class and I don't know what to talk about. It has to be something interesting for my classmates *sights* any suggestion?
    
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19. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    September 2, 2013 1:57am UTC
    I used to say 'money can't buy happiness', but then I remembered I need money to go to all those places that make me happy. For that reason, now I say 'Yes, indeed. Money can buy happiness, but you don't need it to be happy'.
    
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20. Delusionalpieceofdust *
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    September 2, 2013 12:34am UTC
    The Mark of Athena is at the corner of my room, waiting to be finished, but there's no time *sights*
    
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