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sophsunflower12

Status: thanks for a great three years, witty. i'll miss you. bye.

Member Since: 25 Apr 2011 08:48am

Last Seen: 25 Apr 2014 06:28am

user id: 168834

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hi. my name is sophie. sometimes i write.

sophsunflower12
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April 25, 2014 6:33am UTC

thanks for a great three years, witty.
it's been real. love you. bye.

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sophsunflower12
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March 9, 2014 10:23am UTC

find someone who
makes you laugh

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sophsunflower12
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February 4, 2014 7:09pm UTC

"I would date him so hard!"
-me whenever i see an attractive member of the male gender

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sophsunflower12
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January 14, 2014 8:36pm UTC

i'm always suspicious of people
who smile in the morning

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sophsunflower12
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January 2, 2014 10:37am UTC

Dear snowflakes,
You're only supposed to come on the
days that we actually HAVE school.
Sincerely,
I'm still on vacation, please go away.

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sophsunflower12
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December 23, 2013 11:00pm UTC

in movies, you never see the main characters doing
homework or stressing about big tests and stuff. like,
i'm pretty sure that flunking out of school is KINDA more
important than spending time with some boy you just met...

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sophsunflower12
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December 17, 2013 7:03pm UTC

teachers who "don't
believe in grades" are
the best kinds of teachers.

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sophsunflower12
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December 13, 2013 5:33am UTC

if i were a lawyer, i'd probably end all
my arguments with, "and so, like, yeah."

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sophsunflower12
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December 2, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Coach: You have 35 seconds to shoot.
Girl: We don't have a shot clock.
Coach: Okay, then you have fourteen minutes to shoot.
#basketballhumor

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sophsunflower12
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November 29, 2013 3:43pm UTC

cauliflower is really
just albino broccoli.

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sophsunflower12
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November 18, 2013 9:06pm UTC

being called someone's best friend is
one of the best feelings in the world.

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sophsunflower12
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November 2, 2013 3:18pm UTC

❝In movies, everyone ends up being happy. That’s not how
real life is. There aren’t happy endings—just misguided
people who think they’re either happy or it’s the end.❞
-S.A.
(http://tinyurl.com/TBWWBS)

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sophsunflower12
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November 2, 2013 3:12pm UTC

i've started to call my parents "homie."
surprisingly, they don't like it.

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sophsunflower12
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November 1, 2013 6:16pm UTC

i would become a vegetarian, but chicken parm...

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sophsunflower12
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October 27, 2013 6:07pm UTC

a good friend is someone that you can go shopping with.
a best friend is someone who you run into at your favorite
store because you both happen to be hardcore-shoppaholics.

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October 27, 2013 5:53pm UTC

me: slam poetry is literally the coolest.
friend: i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not...
me: no, actually, slam poetry is epic.
friend: yep. still can't tell.
me: i'm being totally serious. slam poetry is awesome.
friend: yeah, you're totally being sarcastic.
me: I SWEAR I'M NOT.
friend: sure. whatever you say...

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sophsunflower12
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October 19, 2013 6:48am UTC

PSATs, come at me, bro!

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sophsunflower12
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October 18, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Dear every single individual of the male gender below the age of twenty that I know,
PLEASE. STOP. TALKING. ABOUT. FANTASY FOOTBALL.
Sincerely,
Nobody cares, and it's annoying.

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sophsunflower12
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October 10, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Mkay, so today i was in my arts literacy class, and my art teacher was like, "oh, yeah, sophie's REALLY good at collages," because last year i made a REALLY creepy Niall Horan collage in art class. a REALLY attractive senior boy then said, "that's dope, yo!" and then proceeded to hold his fist out in my direction. it took me a few seconds to process, but then i finally figured out that he was initiating a fist bump with me. lemme repeat that: a REALLY attractive SENIOR BOY was INITIATING a fist bump (aka human contact) with ME. still trying to figure out how exactly that happened...

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sophsunflower12
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October 7, 2013 8:29pm UTC

❝Ya know, the SATs are a lot
like the Super Bowl of tests.❞
-this really dumb/attractive senior boy who i'm kinda obsessed with

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