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CookieMonster09*

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Member Since: 24 Oct 2012 05:13pm

Last Seen: 15 Nov 2016 11:28am

Birthday: August 10

Location: Idunno

Gender: F

user id: 335948

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  1. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2014 7:35pm UTC
    I’m so sh/t at starting conversation with people I’ve never spoken to
    before like literally god bless those people that are just like ‘hey’ and start
    talking to you like they’ve known you forever literally it’s such a relief for me

  2. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here

  3. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    one of the coolest things about internet friendships is like where else can you see pretty much every single word you’ve ever said to a person

  4. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    how come santa can watch kids sleep and it’s ok but when i do it they scream and call the cops? fkin kids

  5. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    I literally just force myself into the most f/cking awkward situations.

  6. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    like i wanna go and do loads of stuff but at the same time it took me 4 hours to work up the motivation to get out of bed

  7. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    i wish my cat was a human because he’s never mean to me and he’s never too busy for a cuddle and we get along so well

  8. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    I only cried once during catching fire, the entire film

  9. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here

  10. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    I wanted to gain followers but all I gained is weight

  11. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Parents might be amazing to their child: buy them presents, buy them a pet, give them the latest gadget, but parents will never understand what it's like to be a lost, insecure and damaged teenager. Yes they know the basic stuff but not the most important. Yes, some do. Some understand, some actually make a difference but idk, i just feel like parents just don't
    understand.

  12. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    what she says: i'm fine
    what she means: omg hunger games catching fire its coming, omg just a few more weeks, omg, omg, katniss and i love her and i want to watch it so fkin bad omg, just need to wait, i cant wait but i'll wait omg omg omg, damn it, it better be amazing, omg what clothes shall i bring when i camp outside the cinema to watch it, fk

  13. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    you want a successful witty quote?
    you better work b/tch

  14. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    i hate those people who just get to know someone and then they’re like ‘i love you’ and then two seconds later they’re friends with somebody else and they’re ‘in love’ all over again
    hate me for having this opinion but when people throw the word around so they look really emotionally invested it’s weird and annoying as hell

  15. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    “you’re just not my type” i say as i replace my computer keyboard

  16. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    walk up in the club like whuddup are these jokes outdated yet

  17. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    people when they first watched Wrecking Ball: omg this is so weird, wtf wth omg, she's changed
    after a few days: hey, stop being mean, its just a song jeez, shes just being creative
    now: omg i love her so much she's so smart omg, shes the best in the world.

  18. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    The Japanese say you have three faces.
    The first face, you show to the world.
    The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
    The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are

  19. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    mum thinks she’s down with the kids she keeps saying “hashtag.”
    she never actually hashtags anything she just says“what do u want for dinner? hashtag”
    what

  20. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    When i joined witty: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts
    me now: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts

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