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  1. GabbyBaby GabbyBaby
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2015 4:18am UTC
    When you have to interrupt your family's thanksgiving so you can be taken to the ER. Then the hospital's pain meds don't work and the pain is making you exhausted but also preventing you from sleeping. And then you're crying from both pain and tiredness.

  2. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2015 1:02am UTC
    Needles and tears, dry eyes and mouth
    Will the med cycle stop?
    Will my body cooperate?
    Will my mind ever be at ease?

  3. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2015 3:52pm UTC
    I used to live without knowing you existed.
    Without ever sparing a thought on you.

  4. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2015 3:51pm UTC
    One question.
    Do you need someone or do you need me?

  5. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2015 3:50pm UTC
    My life is a struggle of constantly wanting to go
    out and have fun with people and also avoiding
    human contact at the same time.


  6. posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here

  7. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    When i joined witty: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts
    me now: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts

  8. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    if anyone ever asks you to describe the internet
    just show them the fox video that pretty much explains our insanity

  9. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    don’t cry me a river.
    that’s stupid as hell.
    cry me a milkshake

  10. Arcanines Arcanines
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    It's not like I hate you or anything, it's just if you were on fire, i'd roast marshmallows.
    xoxo

  11. wanderer* wanderer*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    Guitar Boy
    chapter 1
    part 2
    I started to drive through the drive through when someone started honking at me. After a bit I got out to see why their panties are in a wad when I see Guitar Boy smiling in the car.
    "What do you want, Dustin?" I asked.
    "Let me buy you some food?"he said.
    "Sure." I finally said.
    I think he was shocked at how much food I ordered. We got our food and sat down. "We need to make a list of songs that we record." said Dustin.
    "Yeah." I said, "I have a list of some I want to record at my house. I'll talk to my grandpa's best friend owns the Norman Petty Studios in Clovis. I could get us a record deal there. Did you know that 3rd place winner of American Idol, Hailey Rainheart recorded some songs there?"
    "No I didn't know that." Dustin said.
    I got to my house and locked the door behind me. "I'M HOME!!!" I yelled. I live with my sister and mom. My sister's name is Brooke.
    "CASSIE!!! GET UP HERE!" my sister yelled from upstairs.
    I walked up the stairs and found my sister in her room with tears streaming down her face. She's 2 years older than me. "Brooke? What's wrong?"
    "Brandon." she said.
    "What about him?" I asked
    "He cheated on me. I walk into school and I saw him making out with some tramp. I yelled at him when I saw him and he got all mad saying that it's not what it looks like."
    "Brooke-" I began but she screamed and dashed to the bathroom. I ran after her into the hallway and then she found the pocket knife that I hid in there and she turned to me.
    "No!" I screamed, "Brooke!" she stabbed herself in the thigh then cut along the arteries on her arm. Deep. I ran downstairs and called 911.
    Brandon. This is all his fault. If that scumbag didn't cheat on her, stomp on her heart, break it in two, and then rip it into shreds, I wouldn't be sitting here in the ER waiting to see how bad Brook cut herself.

  12. you_know_me_lol you_know_me_lol
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 8:01am UTC
    why is it, all the hott people on here HAVE LIKE 100+ FOLLOWERS??

  13. katiekakes katiekakes
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Warning!
    Strange sightings in Britain. Yellow orb floating in sky bring heat. Will it stay? Brings wind in and made people go outside.
    What is this thing?!

  14. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    I've had a week in Scotland with a bunch of Glaswegian relatives I don't understand and haven't met since I was two.
    It was mostly me dying inside because I can't say "pardon" more than three times. Everyone knows that awkward laugh.

  15. BabyCakes412 BabyCakes412
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 6:48am UTC
    School today!!! So exited........ Just no!

  16. terryschocolate terryschocolate
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    They laugh at me,
    They throw things at me,
    They tell all my deepest secrets,
    They put chewed chewing gum in my hair,
    What have I done?

  17. ME2ME ME2ME
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    That moment when you seriously
    consider wearing a diaper just so
    you dont have to get up from the
    computer.......

  18. zoelynn zoelynn
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    I NEED A FÜCKING HUG
    >.<

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