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karliethecool

Status: how do pretty girls exist

Member Since: 11 May 2013 12:10pm

Last Seen: 22 Dec 2013 02:16pm

Location: none of your business!

Gender: F

user id: 359894

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Heyy heyyy heyyyy.

Karlie here! As you can see from my username, i'm very cool! c; Haha, so anyway i'm 13, I blow my candles out on the 13th of March. I am addicted to FOOD. And computers and tv's and all those electronical stuffs. I don't wear makeup really, but when I do all is some concealer and maybe some lip gloss. I can't say i'm the prettiest girl but I am satisified with how i look. I won't be putting any picture of myself on here though, just for privacy purposes.

Please visit my sister, caseythecool (:





 

  1. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    Do you ever get a paper in school and it may not even be hard at all, just something that takes alot of thinking or writing (like graphs or the quadratic formula) and you just look at it like, “No... no... I'm not doing this... no...”

  2. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    are you from tennesse because make out with me
    .

  3. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Google
    how to be not ugly
    Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
    format credit to: JazziShae
    e

  4. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    me: *bursts into tears*
    everyone: omfg what's wrong karlie?? is it about a boy??
    me: *nods head*
    everyone: who did this to you, you poor thing! tell me!
    me: every cute that ever existed... they.. they're not dating me and... oH GOD I'M JUST SO HEARTBROKEN THIS IS AWFUL

  5. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Witty: "Post a Funny Joke"
    Me: Don't me tell me what to do

  6. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Me at school literally every day.
    Boy: Hey!
    Me: OMG YESSS!!! uhh... i mean... hh...hehh....hhuhuh..... heeeeyyyYYYYYYyyyyy!!! *somehow trips on thin air into the garbage bin which happens to be a secret portal to space and is saved from embarassment forever because i died in space because no oxygen*

  7. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    me when other people tell everyone about a certain song: ugh what the heck is your problem i don't care?? it's just a song
    me when i find a certain song that i love: OH MY GODDD EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS IT'S AMAZINGGG HOLY CRAP OK OK MRS TEACHER YES PLEASE WRITE THIS SONG ON YOUR BOARD THANK YOU VERY MUCH YES I DID TAKE MY PILLS THIS MORNING

  8. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    hey are you disney's laugh track?? (: (:
    because you're annoying as heck (: (:

  9. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when she's got a big booty but you accidentally call her small booty because the lighting was weird in that club

  10. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Dear girls who come to school dressed like they're going on a photoshoot:
    how?? i can hardly even bother to brush my hair um

  11. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    I blame Adam and Eve for not killing the first spider on the earth. If they just killed it there would be no spiders ever... ughh guys who even cares aBOUT THAT SNAKE COME HERE KILL THE SPIDER

  12. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Next week on My Strange Addiction:
    "Hello, i'm Karlie! I'm 13 years old and i'm addicted to saying swag after every sentence."
    Karlie says around 500 sentences a day. That's 500 swag's a day.

  13. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    me returning to school:
    "oh dang it i left my dignity at home"

  14. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 11:57pm UTC
    me flirting: hey you're ugly bye

  15. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    remember that one time when you turned on your laptop and joined witty and lost your social life
    yeah
    that was fun huh

  16. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    does anyone else hate the letter "i" or is it just me um. like i hate writing it so much??

  17. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    my singing voice can easily be described as the beautiful sound of "a screaming rabid cat that is also dying"

  18. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when you accidentally click "Join Witty" and lose your social life

  19. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    Guys... help. I think I'm sick. I like One Direction's music as of this morning...

  20. karliethecool karliethecool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    What if in the future anti-social computer addicts become the cool people

:)

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