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asexual axolotl*
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January 28, 2014 6:08pm UTC
I hope one day
That that guy everyone says will come
To sweep me off my feet
And love me forever
...
Actually finds his way here.

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CookieMonster09*
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November 24, 2013 4:56pm UTC
dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here

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tacosliketoparty
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June 25, 2013 2:58pm UTC
so guys,
today I spent the whole of lunch acting like I was high on drugs.
I get like it all the time-
but this time I started throwing the crusts on my bread everywhere whilst singing
'I believe I can fly' and 'I'm so lonely'
my friend took a video on her phone of the whole thing.
I might post it on youtube,
so heart If you'd like me to send you the link.
but oh- I look kind of scary whilst laughing.

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