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tacosliketoparty

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Member Since: 21 Feb 2013 02:13pm

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  1. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 6:29am UTC
    I just googled whether I could get a tan from my computer screen.
    I think I need jesus.

  2. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:11am UTC
    I went into the showers of the swimming area I was at on holiday and saw a lizard on the floor. I said 'hello' before stepping into the opposite shower. The other person that was in the shower next to me said 'hi?' and I was stuck there wondering If I should carry on the conversation or say 'I was talking to the lizard'

  3. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 6:42am UTC
    teardrunk.tumblr.com
    follow me on tumblr for quotes, fashion, rosy, and more!

  4. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    "Necklace" used to refer only to actual lace
    worn around the neck, with chains or
    beads referred to as "Throatamabobbles".
    this is actually true

  5. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    The fall of the Vikings is attributed by many
    historians to religious battles among their
    tribes, mostly over whether Thor or
    Loki was better looking.
    this is my theory

  6. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    Each individual Cheerio is
    a dehydrated bagel.
    this is my theory

  7. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Vampires are repelled by crucifixes
    because they are shaped like addition
    signs and vampires universally
    fear and hate maths
    this is my theory

  8. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 10:36am UTC
    It's my birthday tomorrow

  9. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 10:35am UTC
    I wish
    that everytime we're about to make a decision or a choice on something, God would send us a text like
    "Oh don't do that, that'll fuckfyou up later"

  10. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Today, I was sitting in Starbucks when two gay men walked in holding hands. As you might expect, heads started turning. Then a young girl at the table next to me asked her mum why two men were holding hands. Her mum replied, “Because they love each other.”

  11. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 8:07am UTC
    *upstairs on my phone*
    *recieves a text from dad*
    dad: If I pay u, will u come downstairs?
    me: *texts back* so basically, you're asking to pay me for all the verbal abuse I'm going to recieve? I'd rather not.

  12. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:51am UTC
    -waiting for my brother to get out the shower-
    -hears him singing-
    me: will you quit singing?
    brother: what?
    me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
    brother: WOMAN
    brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
    brother: MYoBALLS
    brother: AND MY SOUL.

  13. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    people just don't understand my love for Justin.

  14. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Is it just me that gets to the point of being annoyed,
    when even the sound of someone's voice p.sses you off?

  15. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 6:38am UTC
    Packages.
    Do you care what colour or where your package comes in? I really don't think so.
    All we care about is what's inside it.
    I just wish people would see other people that way.
    Think of their skin as the packaging,
    and their personality as the gift inside.
    ©tacosliketoparty, Elesia.

  16. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 6:10am UTC
    I was in ICT with my bestfriend and I put on google images without my bestfriend realising.
    bestfriend: watch what happens if you type in gay on google.
    me: *watches as she types*
    bestfriend: *clicks 'search'*
    *all gayhsexual stuff comes up on google images*
    bestfriend: *starts flipping out and trying to cover the screen while slapping it*
    me: *trying to close the page*
    bestfriend: *starts pulling the screen down*
    If you type in 'gay' on google search, the search bar turns rainbow but It turns out, If you type in 'gay' on google images, your immediatly greeted by the presence of male incounters and female you know whats.
    this actually happened to me.

  17. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 5:57am UTC
    type in on google 'the answer to life the universe and everything'

  18. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    so guys,
    today I spent the whole of lunch acting like I was high on drugs.
    I get like it all the time-
    but this time I started throwing the crusts on my bread everywhere whilst singing
    'I believe I can fly' and 'I'm so lonely'
    my friend took a video on her phone of the whole thing.
    I might post it on youtube,
    so heart If you'd like me to send you the link.
    but oh- I look kind of scary whilst laughing.

  19. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 8:22am UTC
    At the age of 17, a boy challenged his girlfriend to spend a full week without any communication to him.
    And If she passed it, he'd love her forever. And ofcourse she agreed.
    She spent the whole not communitcating with him, simply staying in her room.
    At the end of the week, she ran to her boyfriends house to finally see him again.
    She walked in to his family crying and comforting eachother, which made her confused.
    She wondered over to his mother and asked what was wrong, In which she replied.
    "He's gone."
    She started to panic, and ran to his room trying to find him.
    He was gone.
    Days passed, and she found out he died from Cancer. It was eating away at him.
    She attended his funeral, and went to say her goodbye.
    She found a note laying in his hands, in his coffin.
    "You did it baby. Can you do it everyday? I love you"

  20. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 7:57am UTC
    please darling,
    don't think you're the only one that breaks down in tears.

:)

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