I went into the showers of the swimming area I was at on holiday and saw a lizard on the floor. I said 'hello' before stepping into the opposite shower. The other person that was in the shower next to me said 'hi?' and I was stuck there wondering If I should carry on the conversation or say 'I was talking to the lizard'
Today, I was sitting in Starbucks when two gay men walked in holding hands. As you might expect, heads started turning. Then a young girl at the table next to me asked her mum why two men were holding hands. Her mum replied, “Because they love each other.”
*upstairs on my phone* *recieves a text from dad* dad: If I pay u, will u come downstairs? me: *texts back* so basically, you're asking to pay me for all the verbal abuse I'm going to recieve? I'd rather not.
-waiting for my brother to get out the shower- -hears him singing- me: will you quit singing? brother: what? me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME brother: WOMAN brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE brother: MYoBALLS brother: AND MY SOUL.
I was in ICT with my bestfriend and I put on google images without my bestfriend realising. bestfriend: watch what happens if you type in gay on google. me: *watches as she types* bestfriend: *clicks 'search'* *all gayhsexual stuff comes up on google images* bestfriend: *starts flipping out and trying to cover the screen while slapping it* me: *trying to close the page* bestfriend: *starts pulling the screen down* If you type in 'gay' on google search, the search bar turns rainbow but It turns out, If you type in 'gay' on google images, your immediatly greeted by the presence of male incounters and female you know whats. this actually happened to me.
so guys, today I spent the whole of lunch acting like I was high on drugs. I get like it all the time- but this time I started throwing the crusts on my bread everywhere whilst singing 'I believe I can fly' and 'I'm so lonely' my friend took a video on her phone of the whole thing. I might post it on youtube, so heart If you'd like me to send you the link. but oh- I look kind of scary whilst laughing.
At the age of 17, a boy challenged his girlfriend to spend a full week without any communication to him. And If she passed it, he'd love her forever. And ofcourse she agreed. She spent the whole not communitcating with him, simply staying in her room. At the end of the week, she ran to her boyfriends house to finally see him again. She walked in to his family crying and comforting eachother, which made her confused. She wondered over to his mother and asked what was wrong, In which she replied. "He's gone." She started to panic, and ran to his room trying to find him. He was gone. Days passed, and she found out he died from Cancer. It was eating away at him. She attended his funeral, and went to say her goodbye. She found a note laying in his hands, in his coffin. "You did it baby. Can you do it everyday? I love you"