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asexual axolotl*

1. asexual axolotl*
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2015 2:02pm UTC
   Formed first in a small flutter,
   soon leaving the mind in a rosy-coloured clutter,
   people regard this as love.
   A light-minded feeling,
   of cupids dealing,
   one might call love.
   A match made half-way from Mars and Venus,
   nothing can come between us,
   a magic working called love.
   A binding of hearts,
   either later or from the start,
   something known as love.
   Short and sweet,
   or meant until the last heartbeat,
   it will make two into one,
   complete,
   love.
   
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2. asexual axolotl*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2014 8:50am UTC
   Let’s go fly, dash across that rainbow bridge,
   To the other end of the light blue sky ~
   Make a wish. Go for it.
   Those glass slippers and stage are waiting for you!
   Let’s go fly, with those light-blue wings,
   Show me even you can cross the vague blackness.
   
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3. asexual axolotl*
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2014 8:56am UTC
   How are you to judge me
   By the width of my waist
   Youre a f♥cking d○uchebag
   Please get out of my face
   
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4. asexual axolotl*
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2014 7:41am UTC
   Dont you dare say
   that an Utau
   is a Bootleg Vocaloid.
   
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5. asexual axolotl*
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2014 9:07pm UTC
   Contracted by the demons
   in my head, I must obey
   when my blood curdles, running cold
   like the steel of my blade.
   If loving you means the
   end of another,
   Let It Be.
   
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6. asexual axolotl*
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2014 8:41am UTC
   Forget Today
   Remember Yesterday
   Await Tomorrow
   
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7. asexual axolotl*
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2014 1:45am UTC
   I'm Weird.
   You're Unique.
   I'm timid.
   You're Confident.
   I'm Ugly.
   You're Beautiful.
   I'm Stupid.
   You're Intellectual.
   No One Likes Me.
   I Do.
   I Have a Dull Life.
   Your Life is Amazing.
   I Shouldn't Exist.
   You're the Reason Why I Exist.
   If I died, No One Would Notice.
   I Would.
   
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8. asexual axolotl*
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2014 11:54pm UTC
   I'm not saying anything
   But listen to my opinion.
   
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9. asexual axolotl*
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2014 6:43am UTC
   I don't need
   a Boyfriend.
   I have a
   Pillow to Commit to ~
   
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10. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 2:32am UTC
    15 Years It Took,
    For Someone,
    Other Than Myself,
    To Present Me
    With A Gift,
    On Valentine's Day.
    And I've Found,
    After All These Years
    Of Waiting,
    Complaining,
    And Envying All Others
    Who Recieved,
    That It Was,
    Truly,
    Worth The Wait.
    
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11. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    To say that
    "It Won't Change"
    is giving up.
    It's like trying to hurry
    a stopped clock.
    But in dreams, you'll gladly say,
    "I Wish Upon A Star",
    And show your true form.
    
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12. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 11:37pm UTC
    Oh Haha
    Am I
    Supposed
    To Care?
    
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13. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:15am UTC
    Feel The Worst?
    Act The Best.
    Fool Them All.
    
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14. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    I hope one day
    That that guy everyone says will come
    To sweep me off my feet
    And love me forever
    ...
    Actually finds his way here.
    
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15. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    When I watch a kids movie and
    some of the characters
    have new borns or are pregnant,
    for me,
    The whole movie loses its innocence.
    Just think -
    The thought of it is sweet at first,
    But then the cold draft of how
    they got pregnant passes through.
    
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16. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    We dont just look
    at Objects,
    People
    and Places,
    Our eyes swim
    through the sceneries
    of Life
    
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17. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:55am UTC
    I'm not a b*tch
    I just don't like you
    ♥
    
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18. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    Today when I was doing stuff,
    two snobs where looking at me
    as if I were a pile of sh:t
    and were talking about me
    when I was right there.
    I could actually hear them.
    Even though I was deeply hurt,
    I looked straight at them
    And when they scowled back
    I just said,
    "Did you get your top at the pet store?
    Thats the only place where you
    can get clothes for b!tches."
    
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19. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    The scars may fade
    But the memories won't
    
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20. asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 6:00am UTC
    If I was to be Gollum
    My laptop would be my 'Precious'
    
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