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  1. 2017 2017
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 2:46am UTC

  2. 2017 2017
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 3:22am UTC
    If I find a way to change, if i step into the light.
    Then Ill never be the same, and it all will fade to white.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:12am UTC
    I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

  5. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2014 10:35pm UTC
    -Silence is consent. -

  6. asexual axolotl* asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    Contracted by the demons
    in my head, I must obey
    when my blood curdles, running cold
    like the steel of my blade.
    If loving you means the
    end of another,
    Let It Be.

  7. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 11:20am UTC
    6 am: tired 9 am: tired 11 am: tired 3 pm: tired 5 pm: tired 7 pm: tired 9 pm: tired bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY

  8. xomarie* xomarie*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 1:29pm UTC
    In my dreams
    YOU'RE TOUCHING MY FACE AND ASKING ME IF I WANNA TRY AGAIN WITH YOU
    and I almost do♡
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

  9. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 6:06am UTC
    Today was gonna be the day;
    he'd already wrote the note
    and parked that Chevrolet
    at the end of that dead end road.
    Had his finger on the trigger,
    just about to end everything.
    He was taking one last long breath
    when he heard his cell phone ring,
    and his best friend said, "Man where you been?
    We're headed down to the lake this weekend;
    You better not miss it, 'cause buddy I swear,
    it won't be the same If you ain't there.
    And I told that girl that you like so much
    you were coming along, and her eyes lit up.
    I better let you go, man I really hope I didn't catch
    you in the middle of anything."
    He said, "You kinda did, but I don't mind at all.
    I'm glad you called."

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC
    its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:51am UTC
    i f--cking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous

  13. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC
    My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
    BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
    Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
    BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
    Grandma:What?
    BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
    Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    If I have both earbuds in my ears I am either...
    ♦ Having a terrible day, music keeps me sane.
    ♦ Trying to get a song out of my head
    ♦ Trying to focus on something
    ♦ Ignoring you
    Just don't bother me, okay? xoxo

  16. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 7:38pm UTC
    Happy 18th Birthday Lyric
    Throughout these 18 years that you have been alive, you have touched many people with your kind heart, your intelligent mind,
    and your brilliant personality. You have made countless numbers of people smile, and you have given many people a friend when they needed one the
    most. Throughout these 18 years you have grown into a fine young man, so polite and selfless. You help so many people through their darkest of times,
    but now, it is your day. Today is all about you Lyric. Today is the day for all of us to celebrate the day you were brought into our world,
    it is a day to celebrate the birth of such a wonderful addition to this world.
    Thank your for being my best friend, and I hope my little surprise makes you smile. (Check your profile comments for your surprise.)
    I love you my handsome munchkin, thank you for being my best friend through thick and thin, enjoy your evening♥
    ~Kayleighjean

  17. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 9:14pm UTC
    Even when the sun is covered by clouds,
    It still manages to light up the world.

  18. Magic_Eight_Ball Magic_Eight_Ball
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    If you've ever...
    Got your period while wearing white pants,
    let us cry together.
    Sneezed while you put on mascara,
    let us cry together.
    Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
    let us cry together.
    Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
    let us cry together.
    Gotten your period on your birthday,
    let us cry together.
    Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
    let us cry together.
    Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
    let us cry together.
    Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
    let us cry together.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    My brother walked into my room.
    He asked what the worst day of my life was.
    I said 'i dont know.' and he said
    'mine was today.'
    i asked him why and he was silent.
    i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
    he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
    he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
    and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
    my heart broke.
    he's only 9.

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