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I was 18 when I wrote that,” she reminds me. “That’s the age you are when you think someone can actually take your boyfriend. Then you grow up and realise no one takes someone from you if they don’t want to leave.
-Taylor talking about Better Than Revenge

 


 

  1. happiest* happiest*
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    July 6, 2015 2:24pm EDT
    i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

  2. happiest* happiest*
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    July 6, 2015 2:20pm EDT
    Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

  3. happiest* happiest*
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    July 6, 2015 2:18pm EDT
    do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

  4. happiest* happiest*
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    July 6, 2015 2:16pm EDT
    reasons i can relate to a raccoon:
    ~dark circles around eyes
    ~small & chubby
    ~lives in the trash and eats garbage
    ~cute but will fight you
    ~stays up all night
    ~washes hands a lot
    ~communicates solely through weird noises and screams

  5. happiest* happiest*
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    May 15, 2014 2:50pm EDT
    i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

  6. happiest* happiest*
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    May 15, 2014 2:49pm EDT
    NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

  7. happiest* happiest*
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    May 15, 2014 2:46pm EDT
    someone: have you seen this movie?
    me: no but i've seen gifs

  8. happiest* happiest*
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    May 15, 2014 2:43pm EDT
    what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

  9. happiest* happiest*
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    May 15, 2014 2:40pm EDT
    Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

  10. happiest* happiest*
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    May 15, 2014 2:39pm EDT
    if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella specia

  11. happiest* happiest*
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    May 15, 2014 2:38pm EDT
    Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

  12. happiest* happiest*
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    May 4, 2014 4:27am EDT
    teacher: i’m gonna-
    me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

  13. happiest* happiest*
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    April 29, 2014 8:39am EDT
    its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

  14. happiest* happiest*
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    April 29, 2014 8:36am EDT
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  15. happiest* happiest*
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    April 29, 2014 8:32am EDT
    Reasons To Be Happy:
    1.Dead trees still stand and so can you.
    2.You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
    3.Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

  16. happiest* happiest*
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    April 29, 2014 8:29am EDT
    Person:"YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
    Me:"Yeah..."
    Person:"SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
    Me:-Forgets entire language-

  17. happiest* happiest*
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    April 25, 2014 9:51am EDT
    i f--cking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous

  18. happiest* happiest*
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    April 25, 2014 9:48am EDT
    My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
    BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
    Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
    BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
    Grandma:What?
    BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
    Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

  19. happiest* happiest*
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    April 20, 2014 2:11pm EDT
    IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT
    “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY F-CKING ANSWER”

  20. happiest* happiest*
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    April 20, 2014 2:10pm EDT
    From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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