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me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”
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teacher: i’m gonna- me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A

47 faves · 5 comments · May 4, 2014 4:27am

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**Ibnat** · 9 years ago
FALL OUT BOY <3
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budcool · 9 years ago
do you know how to use your cap locks and shift key?
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping · 9 years ago
That escalated quickly.
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AtmosFEAR · 9 years ago
GIRL. THIS SONG CAME ON PANDORA THE MOMENT I SAW THIS QUOTE. MY QUEEN I'M LAUGHING SO HARD.
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gingernutter∞ * · 9 years ago
My queen.
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