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  1. happiest* happiest*
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    April 13, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it. It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you. That is really special. If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it. It shows a lot about someone.

  2. happiest* happiest*
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    April 13, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

  3. happiest* happiest*
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    April 13, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies

  4. happiest* happiest*
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    April 13, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    friend:i watched an episode of the thing you like
    me:oh god
    me:i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

  5. happiest* happiest*
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    April 2, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    im so miserable but i laugh at everything

  6. happiest* happiest*
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    March 27, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

  7. happiest* happiest*
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    March 22, 2014 4:53pm UTC
    I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

  8. happiest* happiest*
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    March 22, 2014 4:49pm UTC
    do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

  9. happiest* happiest*
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    March 22, 2014 4:47pm UTC
    hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe

  10. happiest* happiest*
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    March 22, 2014 7:26am UTC
    It’s Saturday night where I am and I’m guessing that a lot of you are going to end up drunk, high or in a stranger’s bed. There’s something you all need to remember; you don’t need that bottle of vodka to talk to that cute boy, you don’t need to get high in a club bathroom to escape the demons of your past. No matter how many times that cute boy says he’ll love you in the morning, he’s lying. Yes, it will feel nice to be needed for the night but when morning comes that boy will tell you to leave and that is was fun but he will never call you. He will leave you and you’ll go back to feeling empty. Now I don’t know this from personal experience but I’ve seen enough friends peel themselves off the bathroom floor to know that this is not what you need. If you’re chasing the high or feeling of drunken bliss, you can find it in other places. If you’re looking for that warm feeling of being needed, you can find it in better places than the bed of that cute boy from the bar. You deserve to be loved forever for who you truly are, not who you are when you’re just trying to forget your life.
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  11. happiest* happiest*
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    March 21, 2014 4:44pm UTC
    I DONT WANNA END UP WITH SOMEONE WHO THINKS I LOOK PERFECT ALL THE TIME I WANT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THAT I CAN BE UGLY AS HELL BUT STILL WANTS TO be ME AND KISS MY FOREHEAD U KNOW?????

  12. happiest* happiest*
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    March 21, 2014 4:39pm UTC
    I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

  13. happiest* happiest*
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    March 18, 2014 12:17pm UTC
    The truth is that the more intimately you know someone, the more clearly you’ll see their flaws. That’s just the way it is. This is why marriages fail, why children are abandoned, why friendships don’t last. You might think you love someone until you see the way they act when they’re out of money or under pressure or hungry, for goodness’ sake. Love is something different. Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart. Love is patient and kind, love is deliberate. Love is hard. Love is pain and sacrifice, it’s seeing the darkness in another person and defying the impulse to jump ship.
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  14. happiest* happiest*
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    March 14, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    uses “because i said so” as an excuse for you to date me

  15. happiest* happiest*
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    March 14, 2014 4:52pm UTC
    mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

  16. happiest* happiest*
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    March 14, 2014 4:50pm UTC
    i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

  17. happiest* happiest*
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    March 12, 2014 3:54pm UTC
    sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

  18. happiest* happiest*
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    March 12, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    Mom:I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age! Parents Friends:How many boys do you have chasing after you now? Grandparents:Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
    School:Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

  19. happiest* happiest*
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    March 11, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?

  20. happiest* happiest*
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    March 11, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
    moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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