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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:49pm UTC
    NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:46pm UTC
    someone: have you seen this movie?
    me: no but i've seen gifs

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella specia

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:40pm UTC
    Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:38pm UTC
    Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

  8. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 10:49am UTC
    People will tell you the story,
    Of how the brave knight saved the princess
    And slew the most ferocious dragon.
    But I know another version of the story,
    Where a dragon fell in love
    With a beautiful princess and tried
    To tell her that she was beautiful.
    But, she ran away even before
    He could open his mouth.
    He flew away from her
    But his heart ached.
    He tried to burn down the world looking for something
    That burned brighter than her eyes
    He cried and cried
    But all everyone heard,
    Were roars of terror from a beast
    And when the knight came,
    He lay down because he couldn't stand the way
    The princess was looking at him,
    Her eyes full of fear and disgust
    He closed his eyes and painted the sky with fire one last time,
    And let the knight strike him dead.
    -L.S

  9. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 1:30pm UTC
    But don't just say it,
    you should sing
    my name, pretend
    that it's a song ♥ ♥
    Please don't remove this!

  10. CharlieIsRad CharlieIsRad
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 3:55pm UTC
    somewhere, there are shapes being forged by angels in the night.
    shapes that once lit up the dark, brought unknown things to light. but shapes
    require constant change, so that their light may shine, and as the angels were
    unable to dream up new designs, the old familiar shapes one by one began to
    fade, with all but one lone circle left, heavenly displayed. the angels crafted new
    beings inside this final sphere, to trace the paths and routes they'd take for new
    shapes to appear. but these insiders did not perform as angels had predicted,
    although endowed with free will to travel unrestricted. they dutifully walked the
    lines that were set out before them, never altering their course or seeking to
    explore them. their experiment had failed, it seemed, but not yet too dismayed,
    the angels hatched a plan for a new species to be made. born outside the
    sphere this time, a handful were designed and placed inside to shake things
    up as kings leading the blind. taking insiders by hand, their wonderment
    prevailed. the outsiders burst through the lines and new paths were unveiled.
    kaleidoscopic patterns formed, uncharted and unmapped, showered the
    angels with new light as darkness came unwrapped. the angel's venture a
    success, and needing no more of this chore, they fled to newly lit-up lands
    and cosmos to explore. but what of this lone sphere, now left alone in space?
    and outsiders still longing to inspire shapes at pace? the insiders began to
    tire of conjuring new scenes, and settled back into the comfort of their old
    routines. but the sphere grew ever dimmer, a straight and insulated world.
    the insiders had forgotten how new patterns were unfurled. as time went by,
    the outsiders found they were cast aside and thought of as insane beings by
    those on the inside. they roam now, scattered and alone, but still intoxicated
    with the urge to transform static structures, just as they were fated. if this
    should sound like you, my friend, know that you are not alone. go forth and
    find other explorers of the vast unknown; and hurl yourselves as one into this
    aqueous atmosphere as new shapes and fractals spiral out. new patterns will
    ....................appear
    - outsiders by thewirrow

  11. happiest* happiest*
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    May 4, 2014 4:27am UTC
    teacher: i’m gonna-
    me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:39am UTC
    its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:32am UTC
    Reasons To Be Happy:
    1.Dead trees still stand and so can you.
    2.You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
    3.Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.

  15. happiest* happiest*
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    April 29, 2014 8:29am UTC
    Person:"YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
    Me:"Yeah..."
    Person:"SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
    Me:-Forgets entire language-

  16. happiest* happiest*
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    April 25, 2014 9:51am UTC
    i f--cking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC
    My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
    BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
    Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
    BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
    Grandma:What?
    BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
    Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT
    “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY F-CKING ANSWER”

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