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Magic_Eight_Ball

Status: I'm staring right at the other half of me.

Member Since: 13 Mar 2012 08:42am

Last Seen: 27 May 2014 05:10pm

Location: wonderland

Gender: F

user id: 283378

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About Me :)
I'm a work in progress.
My name's Jessie and I am a 15 year old girl who tries to be funny.
I love little things, like sprinkles on ice cream, really good books that you stay up all night reading, and when little animals yawn c:
My biggest struggle in life? Getting attention. I always feel like I'm that one person that people have fun with some of the time, but always comes second best.
I've also delt with depression, suicide, replacement, all that crap. I'm just happy that I'm not dealing with it right now.
Also, I've been on witty longer then I've had this account. I switched accounts, too many people found out about the last one.
Read my quotes and read my life.
Thank you <3

p.s if you're a nerdfighter don't hesistate to be my best friend.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
May 7, 2014 9:29pm UTC

You were my greatest love,
But my only love.
And that is why I still love,
You.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 9:27pm UTC

lay us down; we're in love.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 10:13pm UTC

When I was younger I told my friend that I didn't like crust.
She responded with, "My mom told me crust makes you pretty".
I replied, "Then I'll be ugly".
I was smarter then.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Why reading is f/cking awesome:
1.You don't have to talk to people.
2.You can fantasize about fictional boys (until the author kills them off of course).
3.There's no conversation that uses "thx" "plz" or incorrect use of the words your and you're.
4.THE GLORIOUS FANDOMS.
5.Education, fool.
6.The book is always better than the movie, just saying.
and if that hasn't convinced you read a few John Green books and get back to me.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 3:09pm UTC

so it was the last time I was going to see him for a couple of months.
We said goodbye and he got a ride from his dad.
I lived near by so I was walking home.
I was feeling all proud of myself that I didn't say anything stupid or awkward,
but just as his car was about to turn the corner....
BAM.
I FACEPLANTED.
INTO THE CONCRETE.
&that was his last image of his girlfriend for another 3 months.
smooth I know.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:57pm UTC

He quoted The Fault in Our Stars right before he kissed me.
*dies*
♡

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 1:58am UTC

Please, please, don't leave me.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 3:16am UTC

&here comes goodbye to everything I’ve ever known.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 11:15am UTC

Guys just imagine how freaking awesome it
would be to go on a cruise with just your
best friends and your favorite people gah.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Me doing homework: nope nope nope nope nope
Me doing exersize: nope nope nope nope nope
Me doing anything: nope nope nope nope nope nooooooooooooope.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 11:56am UTC

{ YOU'RE WAY T OO
BEAUTIFUL GIRL
THAT'S WHY IT WILL NEVER WORK
Y O U' L L H A V E M E S U I C I D A L, S U I C I D A L
WHEN YOU SAY IT'S OVER.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 8:51am UTC

*snuggling*
My boyfriend: *burps*
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: Oh my god I'm so sorry.
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOL
awkward couples ftw

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 11:13am UTC

My brother gave me a birthday card that says:
"I'm so happy God made you!"
He's an athiest.
Thanks bro.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 5:40am UTC

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Oh, you don't like John Green? Bye.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 11:47pm UTC

TAKE US DOWN AND WE'LL KEEP TRYING
40,000 FEET KEEP FL Y I N G .

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 11:56am UTC

You had me at
"Don't worry I brought food"