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28 faves · 125 comments · Sep 8, 2013 9:08pm

*Elena;~ ♥*

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Boodah1435 · 1 decade ago
in the mountains where the deer and antelope play because no one will search there and it will be too difficult to find
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beautifulmystery · 1 decade ago
That awkward moment when you're using the new witty and the arrow is pointing to nothing.
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isabeltheosm · 1 decade ago
i think the better question is why do you want to know?

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epiccookies · 1 decade ago
XD
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AnimeWolf56 · 1 decade ago
i would leave them hanging from a tree with a suicide note saying it was all the fault of my enamy mwahahahahaha
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Amelia170236 · 1 decade ago
In the iTunes policy
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isabeltheosm · 1 decade ago
omg, you are so funny.
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dotflowsabi · 1 decade ago
UNDRE A BABABANA
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Overcast-Kid* · 1 decade ago
I'd dig a grave and put a little handmade sign over it that says "Hear lies fluffy, beloved pet" so If any bones do turn up it'll just be all "oh no somebody's pet :(" OR, I would put their boy in a meat mincer and make burgers and throw a party.
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isabeltheosm · 1 decade ago
haha, am i invited?

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Overcast-Kid* · 1 decade ago
Idk murderers only haha
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isabeltheosm · 1 decade ago
lol, i'll be there ;)
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Overcast-Kid* · 1 decade ago
Good. Bring an appetizer lol
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
I like you
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Overcast-Kid* · 1 decade ago
The feeling's mutual.
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josiewdog123 · 1 decade ago
In a grave
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*baeritos* · 1 decade ago
id wrap the body around a tree in the middle of the woods where nobody goes. so the bears will eat any evidence.
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mtndewhm* · 1 decade ago
My dads friend has a sh/t ton of property, and on it there's this little grave yard. I'd bury it there, no one ever goes out there and the land is mainly used for hunting.
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Rose :)* · 1 decade ago
In the middle of a field 6 ft under so no tractors dig it up but before that I would burn the hands so no finger prints and I would soak theb body in bleach and wrap it in plastic
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crazyshaelie · 1 decade ago
Just remove it from your computer if you don't like it.
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CharliesTheName · 1 decade ago
In all seriousness, I'd hide it at the bottom of a lake (tied to bricks and blocks of course so it doesn't float) Because then if they tried to get dogs to smell for the dead bodies, the water leaves them confused and they couldn't find it. I would, of course, pick a not as well recognized lake that is still deep but not many would think to look there. Possibly in another state.



Sorry I'm a psychopath
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*♥ synchronicity ♥* · 1 decade ago
Under my couch .
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Vic Fuentes* · 1 decade ago
2nd page of Youtube
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Ashwe110 · 1 decade ago
your house MUAHAHAHAHAAH

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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
uhh uhhh Throw it in a lake to make it look like the person drowned
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† * · 1 decade ago
a dumpster then ill bury the dumpster, simple.
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JustBravo · 1 decade ago
in a sink hole like in the lovely bones or in a ready-to-use buried grave at a cemetery so a coffin can go over it and cover it like in Dexter. I cant be the only one who watches Dexter!
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cineast · 1 decade ago
IS THIS STILL HAPPENING
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