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Member Since: 31 Aug 2013 09:51am

Last Seen: 20 Sep 2013 07:24am

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  1. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 7:29am EDT
    BxTCH.
    I don't fxcking live to please you.

  2. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:36am EDT
    Adventure Time,
    c'mon grab your friends,
    we'll go to very distant lands,
    with Jake the Dog and
    Finn the Human,
    the fun will never end, it's adventure time!

  3. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 5:48pm EDT
    Dear microwave,
    Why is my plate so hot and food so cold?
    Sincerely, confused.

  4. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 5:44pm EDT
    When a stranger holds the door open for you when you are still yards away and you have to do that awkward jog of gratitude so you don't keep them waiting.

  5. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 5:40pm EDT
    \\\FLASHBACK///
    I was in fourth grade on the bus and this little girl said to me, "What grade are you in?" And I said, "4th." And she yelled, "FOURTH GRADE IS FOR BABIES!"
    And she was in first grade. FIRST GRADE. I REPEAT FIRST GRADE!

  6. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 11:28am EDT
    CUTTINGYOURSELF?
    are you insecure about something?
    us witty girls, we've got your back.
    you are beautiful, no matter what!
    if you are reading this right now: you are beautiful.
    us girls think that, too! if you want to stop
    cutting, hatred, or just make girls happy:
    jockthisquote,thenaddyournametothelist.
    So, add your name & pass it on. You could save a life. ♥
    1. maybaby12 :)
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    8. Ninjacookies98 (:
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    10. zebraalover <3
    11: Cheezburger ♥
    12. JakeTheAmazing
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    23. addictedtonutella ♥♥ c:
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    30.Possiblepopcicle69 d=D
    31. Dedriaxoxo
    32. Hamida11
    33. epiccookies :D xx

  7. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:47am EDT
    L'OREAL
    tests their products on animals.
    I would protest but who doesn't want their
    pet to know they're worth it? I want my
    cat to be easy, breezy beautiful!
    Format by Breeze

  8. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:19am EDT
    Getting angry at objects
    for being in your way.

  9. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:17am EDT

    KEEP
    CALM
    and
    MAKE
    RIDICULOUS
    PUNNY PUNS.

  10. epiccookies epiccookies
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:13am EDT
    AUTOCORRECT,
    I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt.

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