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posted a quote
May 9, 2015 3:22pm UTC

I just realized that we don't even know what
dinosaurs sound like.
They could've been speaking fluent german for all we know.

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posted a quote
July 5, 2014 10:32pm UTC

My milkshakes bring all the boys to
the yard
and they're like "hey your friend is hot"

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posted a quote
July 3, 2014 10:23pm UTC

GRAMMAR MATTERS.

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posted a quote
February 21, 2014 3:44pm UTC

New Olympic sport:
The contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then
run down a flight of stairs

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posted a quote
December 20, 2013 5:43pm UTC

Girls are attracted to as.sholes because
in elementary school girls were told that
“if he’s mean to you that means he
likes you”

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posted a quote
December 15, 2013 3:02pm UTC

When was the last time we saw
a top quote or even a top quote
of the week with 400 faves?

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posted a quote
December 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC

And then God created Saturn
he liked it so he put a ring on it

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posted a quote
December 10, 2013 6:51pm UTC

I just witnessed a miracle.
McDonald's got my order right.
Oh wait, nevermind. They forgot the fries.

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posted a quote
December 10, 2013 5:08pm UTC

. . Insta
Got my
grandma
on speed-dial
call it
Instagram
wittyxxgirlxx format please do not remove

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posted a quote
November 28, 2013 12:18pm UTC

I wonder what the most common
first impression people have of me is

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posted a quote
November 17, 2013 4:27pm UTC

Things to say/do to a telemarker;
"I'm blind, could you repeat that?"
(Speak with perfect English) "I don't speak English, sorry!"
Say "Want to hear a cool noise?" Then hang up.
"My grandma fell off a cliff last week, don't you even care?!" Then hang up.
Act real interested, then at then end tell them no thanks and hang up.
Try to sell THEM something.
Pick up the phone and say "It's completed, but there's blood everywhere."
"Hello, this is the local spe.rm bank. You jack it we pack it! How may we help you?"

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posted a quote
November 6, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Write Something Your Parents Would Be Proud Of
DEAR MOM AND DAD
no i was not on the internet for 9 hours straight last night why would you think that

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posted a quote
November 1, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Guys, we're getting tons of new members.
One problem though.
They probably think Witty is deserted, because the top quotes have like, 80 faves.
We need to fix this, fave more of the quotes. Don't be lazy, DO IT.
When I first came to this website, I was shocked at how there were 400 faves on a top quote EACH DAY.
It made me want to stay here. I'm getting worried because people think that WE'RE ALL ABANDONING WITTY
when really we're here (most of us) and we just aren't faving quotes.
We need to start now. I will too.
Maybe we can all comment ideas on how to get Witty more popular?

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posted a quote
October 21, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Ways to start arguments: gay marriage and politics

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posted a quote
October 21, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I am 8000% done with math
and it's not even mathematically possible to be 8000% done with math.
That's how done with math I am.

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posted a quote
October 18, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Once I scraped my knee in 3rd grade
and a weird girl who was obsessed with
horses was like “hold on” then she started
crying and dropped tears on my knee
then she was like “Pegasus tears
heal wounds”

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posted a quote
October 13, 2013 10:16am UTC

wittyxxgirlxx format do not remove
One time I got a fish and my dad
made me name it James Pond

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posted a quote
October 8, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I get bloody noses a lot and I can usually feel it
about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. Today
in class my nose started to bleed. But right before,
I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to
me and whispered “Hail satan” as my nose started
to drip. He freaked out and fell back and hit his head.
He had to go home for the rest of the day.

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posted a quote
October 8, 2013 11:35am UTC

what if eyebrows went
all the way around our eyes

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posted a quote
October 7, 2013 9:14pm UTC

Crystal Meth
would actually turn out to be a really pretty name

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