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Vic Fuentes*

1. Vic Fuentes*
   posted a quote
   December 8, 2013 10:31pm UTC
   my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional
   and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life
   
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2. Vic Fuentes*
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   October 23, 2013 5:00pm UTC
   i can't even imagine my life without the internet
   whAT WAS I EVEN DOING BEFORE THE INTERNET
   
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3. Vic Fuentes*
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   October 23, 2013 4:58pm UTC
   I don't think the school understands how much
   band tickets and band merch I can buy if I didn't have to pay tuition
   
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4. Vic Fuentes*
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   October 23, 2013 4:56pm UTC
   My phone's background wallpaper
   says a lot about me
   
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5. Vic Fuentes*
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   October 13, 2013 5:54pm UTC
   Carly Rae Jepson's career in a graph
   ____/\_____________
   
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6. Vic Fuentes*
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   October 7, 2013 6:27pm UTC
   People who know what to tag their quotes with
   must really have their life together
   
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7. Vic Fuentes*
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   October 7, 2013 6:25pm UTC
   Sometimes I question whether I was meant to be a boy at birth
   
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8. Vic Fuentes*
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   October 7, 2013 6:23pm UTC
   The hair on my legs grow faster and thicker than the hair on my head
   whO DECIDED THIS WAS OK FOR WOMEN TO GO THROUGH
   
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9. Vic Fuentes*
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   October 1, 2013 10:05pm UTC
   Have you tried turning the government on and off
   
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10. Vic Fuentes*
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    October 1, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    Me: May I please use the restroom?
    Teacher: IDK CAN U
    Me: I know this may surprise your feeble mind, but with these two legs of mine *makes click sound with mouth*, I assure you- I can. *Walks out*
    
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11. Vic Fuentes*
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    September 28, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    I have those days where I want to do something different for once like
    BAKE MACAROONS, LEARN HOW TO RIDE A SKATEBOARD, INVENT SOMETHING
    but there's the internet i mean come on there's really no competition there
    
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12. Vic Fuentes*
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    September 28, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    meet my mum, she says stuff like this:
    are yOU A HIPPOPOTAMUS BECAUSE YOU BETTER HIPPO-PUT THESE DISHES AWAY
    
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13. Vic Fuentes*
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    September 28, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    My grocery list is just a piece of paper that says 'snacks'
    
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14. Vic Fuentes*
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    September 26, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    Oh I'm sorry,
    I didn't realise that liking One Direction had forbidden me
    to like any other genre of music
    
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15. Vic Fuentes*
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    September 26, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    "No that's my favourite band member you get your own"
    
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16. Vic Fuentes*
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    September 26, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    School p/sses me off so much like
    are u seriously going to evaluate my level of intelligence
    based on my ability to find the area of a f/cking triangle
    
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17. Vic Fuentes*
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    September 26, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    2014 IS LESS THAN 4 MONTHS AWAY
    HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
    
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18. Vic Fuentes*
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    September 26, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    I wish the people at my school were the floor
    so i could step on them
    
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19. Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    Thank God I'm not popular,
    i'd actually have to put effort into socialising
    
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20. Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    Me: Hey check out my Tan line
    Me: *Shows graph*
    Friend: You did not just-
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: Stop being probleMATHic
    
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