Megalomaniac

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Megalomaniac

Status: MOOOOOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

Member Since: 13 Aug 2013 04:11pm

Last Seen: 26 Jan 2014 02:11pm

Birthday: September 15

Location: Some small town in upstate NY

Gender: F

user id: 368960

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[+] Muse, Adventure Time, Coldplay, Hot Topic, Florence + the Machine, Danisnotonfire, Ripped Jeans, AmazingPhil, Zelda, Harry Potter,
EmmaBlackery, Mac 'n Cheese, Bracelets, Kindgdom Hearts, Coverse, Skinny Jeans, Swearing, Percy Jackson, Vans, Trumpet, Queen,
Piano, Cats, Hot Chocolate, Band Shirts, British Accents, Ellen Hopkins, Pewdiepie, Gay Rights, Camping, Wifi, Jacksgap, Llamas With Hats

[-] Peanut Butter, Pop, Being American, Homophobes, Ignorant People, Places Without Free Wifi, Hypocrites,
Small Children, Classes, Necklaces,

Megalomaniac
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC

All my friends are saying that I should stop making pen!s puns.
But they're so adickting
...
...
I need to be let out.

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 7:41pm UTC

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Family Friend: So how are you going to spend the last few
days before school starts?
Me: Pronanly sat in my room crying, eating Doritos, and
plotting the downfall of all the popular girls in my grade
Family Friend:
Me:
Family Friend:
Me:
Family Friend:
Me: I'll just go back to my room..

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 9:38am UTC

Cause these words are knives,
They often leave scars

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 12:46pm UTC

Trying to limit the number of gifs on your page
Is like choosing your favorite child

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Soundtrack to my life
Opening Credits: Walk This Way, Aerosmith
Waking Up: El Manana, Gorillaz
First Day of School: Why Am I The One, Fun.
Falling in Love: Save Me, Muse
Fight Song: Can't Hold Us, Macklemore
Breaking Up: Square One, Coldplay
Studying/Working: Only If For A Night, Florence + the Machine
Life: For Now, Courage My Love
Mental Breakdown: Warning Sign, Coldplay
Sunny Day: Bliss, Muse
Rainy Day: Unsustainable, Muse
Party/Dance Music: Playing Dagerous, Lana Del Rey
Sleeping/Dreaming: Explorers, Muse
Nightmares: All Alone, Fun.
Flashback: Supermassive Blackhole, Muse
Wedding: Lovers In Japan, Coldplay
Birth of a child: Speed Of Sound, Coldplay
Final Battle: Supremacy, Muse
Death Scene: Hurts Like Heaven, Coldplay
Funeral Song: Great DJ, Ting Tings
End Credits: Screenager, Muse

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Save me from my superstitions
Now I'm free from this old condition
Wait just a while
And I'll greet you with a smile
Hold me cause I'm sure I hated
Promises they are overrated
Wait just a while
While I'm drowning in denial

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 11:25am UTC

Free me, free me, free me from this world. I don't belong here
It was a mistake imprisoning my soul
Can you free me, free me from this world?

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:19pm UTC

If someone who likes alternative, punk, rock, metal, scremo, etc says they don't like much pop music,
People who like pop say things like this: What the f/u/ck! You can't judge people's music like that! God! Stop acting like a hipster!
What I don't get is that most people who are saying thigs like that have never listened to alternative, punk, rock, metal, scremo, etc.
-_-

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Freddie Mercury is basically God.

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:33pm UTC

Once I had a German Penpal.
But then I told her that my
parents were acting like nazis.
Then I didn't have a German Penpal.

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Megalomaniac
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 4:52pm UTC

I'm sorry,but if you don't like
at least one of the bands I
like, we cannot be friends

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