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gab*
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October 25, 2013 11:45pm UTC

it's adam and eve not adam
and "your friend is hot"

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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October 17, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Just wait sooner or later your prince will come. Maybe he's just on a turtle because they ran out of horses and he would do anything to get to you
♥

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PirateChic97
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October 17, 2013 10:22pm UTC

I was having a fight with my boyfriend on the same night I was doing an English paper. In the middle of one of my paragraphs I wrote "I hate men" without even reliazing it and my teacher pointed it out to me. Just let that sink in.

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Travis Allred*
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October 17, 2013 8:32pm UTC

Witty is going to be dead soon.
Nothing is going too last forever

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BravoSierra
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October 17, 2013 11:02pm UTC

"I don't just twerk and lick stuff. I sing a little, too."
- Miley Cyrus

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gab*
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October 8, 2013 7:29pm UTC

dear boys, unless you're okay with me falling in love with you don't ever call me "gabs" because i can guarantee you that i will melt faster than an ice cube sitting inside a 5000 degree oven

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Hale_Storm18
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October 9, 2013 3:34pm UTC

So today, the cross country team's spirit day was camouflage day or something like that. A girl in my English class, who's on the cross country team, was wearing army pants and flip flops. A girl in my class walked in and, as soon as she saw the girl, yelled, "I saw Regina George wearing army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops."

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Hale_Storm18
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October 9, 2013 7:58pm UTC

If a boy pays attention to me I'll fall in love for about a week.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gab*
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October 10, 2013 5:43pm UTC

you're NO GOOD FOR ME, but baby i
wAnt you, i wAnt you.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 10, 2013 8:22pm UTC

So a guest speaker came to my school today and he said, "I've never been to this part of Boston before." Yeah, that's probably because you aren't in Boston.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 29, 2013 12:28pm UTC

i promise no good deed will I attempt to do again

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Hale_Storm18
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September 29, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Jewish weddings are the best weddings and don't even question me on this because you know it's true

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 9:20pm UTC

hush little baby
don't you cry
don't cut your arms
don't say goodbye
put down that razor
put down that light
it might be hard
but you'll win this fight

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Hale_Storm18
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September 27, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Summer 2013
Facebook went public and Edward Snowden went private.
Kim and Kanye had a baby, so there's another Kardashian not to keep up with.
Paula Deen is out, gay marriage is in, and a teacher in California is out for letting her students get in.
Justin Bieber got a hit and run, Christ Brown got a hit and run, and Rihanna got hit and still didn't run.
Oprah gave Lindsey gave $2 million, cunninglingus gave Michael Douglas throat cancer, and Michael Douglas gave guys everywhere another excuse not to do that.
Egypt went crazy, Amanda Bynes went crazier, and the NSA checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend.
Oh, and Texas hates women, Florida hates blacks, and everybody hates everything with the the exception of Angelina Jolie who is totally awesome.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 27, 2013 5:39pm UTC

swag won't pay the bills and apparently neither will your degree

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Hale_Storm18
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September 27, 2013 5:53pm UTC

"Please cover up. It distracts the boys."
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?
Why are girls yelled at when boys look at us inappropriately?

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CharliesTheName
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September 27, 2013 7:39pm UTC

*when I was 7*
Me: *reads tombstone*
Me: Why does it say RIP John?
Me: Why would they rip him?
Me: He's dead, he's in enough pain already.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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* Cait *
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September 22, 2013 2:16pm UTC

I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night.

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