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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 12:54pm UTC

Yesterday,
I was browsing TV channels.
I came across a channel.
All the shows were Power Rangers.
SPD, Dino Thunder & Wild Force were on.
I watched that channel for an entire day.

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 2:31pm UTC

On a night out...
T r y n o t t o g e t k n o c k e d
d o w n - y o u m i g h t n o t g e t
b a c k u p . b u t y o u c a n h o l
d m e i f y o u n e e d t o .
A l s o t r y t o a v o i d . . .
g e t t i n g k n o c k e d up
c o s i ' m n o t g o i n g t o b e
h o l d i n g y o u r h a n d . . .
In the labour suite.

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 2:17pm UTC

Hugs are the best medicine in the world.
hint, hint.
mq/mf

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Before the shower
Mom: Get in the shower, I need to go in as well but I have to wait for the water to heat up!
Me: Two more minutes!
After the shower
Mom: Get out the shower, I need to go in as well but I have to wait for the water to heat up!
Me: Hang on, five more minutes...

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Snozzberries
If you've had a childhood, and if you have the ability to read, you'll know what they are... O.o

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Me: Yo!
Friend: Kon'nichiwa!
Me: Stop with the japanese! or i'll do something to you!
Friend: Sorry.
Me: wuu2?
Friend: learning japanese.
Me: why?
Friend: to annoy you.
Me: -.-
Me: what did i ever do to you?
Friend: where would you like me to start?
*the next day*
Me: Tap da marnin!
Friend: hi
Me: I'm a leprecarrn
Friend: stop with the Irish accent! its annoying
Me: soz
Friend:wuu2?
Me: practicing my Irish accent
Friend: why?
Me: to annoy you
Friend: what did i ever do to you?
Me: dude, you learnt japanese.

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 11:32am UTC

Narwhals are the Obi Wan Kenobi of the sea.

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 10:51am UTC

*Me & my friend over MSN*
friend: Watashiwa Jessiedesu! Watashiwa anime daisuki!
me: no.
friend: ?
me: i'm saying no to whatever you just said. and i dont care whether it wasn't a question.
Why do people feel the need to speak Japanese over MSN? When they're british?

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 8:02am UTC

What happened when we were about to go home from a friend's house:
Friend 1's phone: BUZZZZZZZZZZ RING RING
Friend 2: Nice ringtone
Friend 1: Thanks. *picks up the phone* Hello?
Friend 1's dad: Hi ________, can you hurry home because your tea's burnt
Friend 1: Yeah, I'm about to leave. Bye!
Friend 1's dad: Bye
Me: What did he want?
Friend 1: He said my tea's burnt
Friend 3: What is it for your tea?
Friend 1: Spaghetti Bolognese. How can you burn spag bol?

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 3:09pm UTC

*****
Messed Up
Razina Elle Jaxon
Prologue
I sit in the wings, quivering.
I get the irony.
I'm an archer & I have a quiver, yadda yadda yadda.
I clutch my bow to my chest so hard my knuckles, with the already tight skin whitening and almost splitting.
The loudspeaker booms.
"Well, that was a brilliant round for Betty Lyons," Dominic Richmond-Hall yells. "With six set points and a whopping 87, Betty is in line to join the Olympic archery team."
Betty is ushered in and I smile at her nervously.
"Now is the penultimate competitor is a fourteen-year-old hopeful who has been doing archery for a mere two years, but has stormed her way through competition after competition. Razina Elle Jaxon has dropped out of school so she could hone her skills, hunts for fresh meat every single day, looks after her family and shoots night and day! Let's see what this rumoured superstar has to offer! Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, let's have a big hand for RAZINA ELLE JAXON!!!!" he bellows.
Tell me what you think and I'll see whether I will write the first chapter - 20 faves = next chapter. I'm not going to be as brilliant a writer as xXHelloLovelyXx but still, I'd like a try...
Comment if you like
Fave if you love
Go away if you hate
****
Format by Sandrasaurus

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 6:06am UTC

Mee likey
da caterpilla
Caterpillar

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 4:46am UTC

¬.¬
looks shifty

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:55am UTC

Just cos I don't have huge boobs, fake hair, a deep tan, a huge butt, flawless skin, a tiny waist, no fat at all, a trout pout and more plastic than a barbie doesn't mean that I'm not perfect in my own way.
Just cos I have an average chest, natural hair, a pale tan, normal sized bum, spotty skin, a normal waist, a bit of flab, a natural smile and more naturality than mother nature means I'm more original than all those clones who look like human barbies - and I look like a human being.

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 6:12am UTC

format by neversaynever16
♥
Guess what.
I got a hug for getting top of
school.
Some people got £80.
For getting a bad score.
:(
Not fair at all.

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 5:07am UTC

Life...
I think it has something against me.

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:58am UTC

Spots... IN DA MIRROR
Me: OMG Look!
Friend: Where?
Me: *starts crying* At the head growing on my forehead!

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:57am UTC

Me: Please can I play out?
Mom: No, you have to clean your room
Me: I'll do it later
Mom: There won't be a later if you don't do it.

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 6:40am UTC

Can we all take a moment to remember all the people who were murdered or injured in the massacre in Denver, Colorado, at midnight at the premier of The Dark Night Rises.

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:53am UTC

format by sandrasaurus
why can't you see
» that i'm hungry and need food? «
Format by Sandrasaurus

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LooleyBoo
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 1:59pm UTC

"Mama told me not to waste my life
She said
Spread your wings my little butterfly
Don't let what they say
Keep you up all night
And if they give you sh..
Then they can walk on by"
~ Little Mix
GO LITTLE MIX!

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