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isabeltheosm

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Member Since: 16 Nov 2012 12:37am

Last Seen: 27 Apr 2014 12:48am

Location: Shanghai, China

Gender: F

user id: 338789

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Isabel || 13 || Shanghai


music.avrillavigne.carrieunderwood.demilovato.edsheeran.eminem.ladyantebellum.
owlcity.thescript.simpleplan.taylorswift.swimming.bigbangtheory.crosscountry.track.
castle.family.friends.break.summer.presents.candy.food.christian.


 
  1. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 11:58pm UTC
    Teacher: I watched Frozen over the weekend.
    Mary: *jumps up*
    Mary: *sings*
    Mary: For the first time in forever...
    Teacher: Frozen wasn't that good
    Mary: *gasps*
    Mary: The cold never bothered me anyways
    Teacher: Let it go Mary, Let it go.

  2. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 6:29am UTC
    Ed Sheeran may not have won a grammy but he still has a grahammy

  3. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:22am UTC
    6.9
    when a period gets in the way of the good stuff ;)

  4. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 5:35am UTC
    *looking at old pictures of me*
    me: omg, why did i ever get that haircut?
    me: gosh i look so stupid.
    me: no. just no.
    me: i look hideous
    me: wow, i am so ugly.
    me: *delete*
    me: *delete*
    me: *delete*
    me: oh, i look okay in that picture.
    me: nevermind, a strand of my hair is out of place.
    me: *delete*

  5. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:55am UTC
    Me: *Adds quote*
    *Next day*
    Me: *Sees typo*
    Me: OMG now everyone thinks I'm some illiterate person who can't spell for her life!
    Me: and 20 people already favorited it!
    Me: What am I going to do?
    Me: The world might as well end.

  6. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:52am UTC
    Teacher: Okay guys, we all need to be very nice!
    Me: I like your shirt, it's very... interesting, you look like Lady Gaga.
    Me: I like your nose.
    Me: Oh look, you're acne is looking a lot better today!

  7. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 4:56am UTC
    teacher: What is something that starts with a 'k' and you shouldn't touch?
    me: Kardashians.
    teacher: That's not nice.
    teacher: ...but I wouldn't touch one either.

  8. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:26am UTC
    just wondering
    but what did Katniss and all of the
    other girls do during the Hunger
    Games when they had their period?

  9. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 4:24am UTC
    shorts. tank-tops. flip-flops. beaches.swimsuits. bikinis. summer flings. sandals. no school. ice cream. slushies. popsicles. tanning. short shorts. friends. shorts. tank-tops. flip-flops. beaches.swimsuits. bikinis. summer flings. sandals. no school. ice cream. slushies. popsicles. tanning. short shorts. friends. shorts. tank-tops. flip-flops. beaches.swimsuits. bikinis. summer flings. sandals. no school. ice cream. slushies. popsicles. tanning. short shorts. friends. shorts. tank-tops. flip-flops. beaches.swimsuits. bikinis. summer flings. sandals. no school. ice cream. slushies. popsicles. tanning. short shorts. friends. shorts. tank-tops. flip-flops. beaches.swimsuits. bikinis. summer flings. sandals. no school. ice cream. slushies. popsicles. tanning. short shorts. friends. shorts. tank-tops. flip-flops. beaches.swimsuits. bikinis. summer flings. sandals. no school. ice cream. slushies. popsicles. tanning. short shorts. friends. shorts. tank-tops. flip-flops. 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    summer♥

  10. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:54am UTC
    our 40 year old band teacher: girls, your skirts have to be below your knees, last time I saw a lot of your underwear.
    me: pedophile.

  11. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 8:52am UTC
    brother: do i have to wear my seat belt?
    me: no, i mean, if we get hit you'll only get a few broken bones.
    me: although the other car might be going fast, but i'm sure you'll only be in coma for a few days, or weeks.
    me: or of course, you could end up dying but you know, no need to put on your seat belt.
    brother: *slowly puts on seatbelt*

  12. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:19am UTC
    me: hey.
    brother: what are you doing outside of your room?
    mom: what do you want now?
    me: nothing, can't I just spend quality time with my family?
    brother: no. you want something.
    mom: are you okay?
    me: I'm fine.
    brother: *goes on iPod*
    brother: oh. the wi-fi isn't working. that's why she came out of her room.

  13. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    *watching documentary on this island and the animals on the island*
    Narrator: and these birds can only mate once in a lifetime, so they all fly for months to find their mate that they haven't seen in a year.
    Documentary: *shows pictures of birds reuniting and 'kissing'*
    Guy: Still a better love story than twilight.

  14. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    people on witty: I just got a modeling job!
    people on witty: I just got called pretty!
    people on witty: He asked me out today!!
    me: today I got seven notifications!

  15. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 2:15am UTC
    Ellen DeGeneres: Anyone who's a plus size isn't cool enough to shop in Abercrombie and Fitch.
    Ellen DeGeneres: You know what I say to that?
    Ellen DeGeneres: Oh Fitch, please.

  16. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 7:25am UTC
    ~Middle of Math Class~
    person: Omg! Tanya! You're back!!
    someone: Oh yeah, you are, welcome back!!
    classmate: You're back?? We missed you!!!
    tanya: you guys just noticed I'm back? I feel so loved.
    me: wait, you were gone?

  17. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:00am UTC
    When guys pack for a 5 day trip: I'll just bring three sets of clothes.
    When girls pack for a 5 day trip: I'll just bring six sets of clothes. and a furry jacket in case it gets cold. Another tank top if it gets to hot. Extra underwear in case I get my period early. I'll need two extra pairs of shorts too and an extra pair of pants then. There might be a pool there. Got to pack three swimsuits. I need to pack sandals if its warm. Maybe I'll go to the gym, i'll need sneakers. I'll need filp flops to go to the pool. I should bring my toms too. and a gazillion other things.

  18. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 4:56am UTC
    Mom: What happened to your hand?
    Me: I dropped my laptop on it, it hurts a lot.
    Mom: Wait... what?
    Brother: You dropped your laptop on your hand?
    Mom: do you know how much these things cost?? I told you to be more careful. You said you were going to be more respon-
    Me: The laptop is fine, my hand is just bruised and bleeding.
    Mom: Thank God. Phew. Nearly gave me a heart attack.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: My hand is fine, thank you for your concern.

  19. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 4:24am UTC
    teacher: so who has ever peed in the ocean?
    class: *awkward silence*

  20. isabeltheosm isabeltheosm
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:54am UTC
    me: You know, the mind is a very iinteresting thing.
    best friend: yeah?
    me: Yeah, it blocks out painful memories
    best friend: cool?
    me: that's why i don't remember meeting you.
    best friend:
    me:
    best friend:
    me:
    best friend: ‚ÄčI love you too.

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