isabeltheosm

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Member Since: 16 Nov 2012 12:37am

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Location: Shanghai, China

Gender: F

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Isabel || 13 || Shanghai

music.avrillavigne.carrieunderwood.demilovato.edsheeran.eminem.ladyantebellum.
owlcity.thescript.simpleplan.taylorswift.swimming.bigbangtheory.crosscountry.track.
castle.family.friends.break.summer.presents.candy.food.christian.

isabeltheosm
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 11:58pm UTC

Teacher: I watched Frozen over the weekend.
Mary: *jumps up*
Mary: *sings*
Mary: For the first time in forever...
Teacher: Frozen wasn't that good
Mary: *gasps*
Mary: The cold never bothered me anyways
Teacher: Let it go Mary, Let it go.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 6:29am UTC

Ed Sheeran may not have won a grammy but he still has a grahammy

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 9:22am UTC

6.9
when a period gets in the way of the good stuff ;)

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 5:35am UTC

*looking at old pictures of me*
me: omg, why did i ever get that haircut?
me: gosh i look so stupid.
me: no. just no.
me: i look hideous
me: wow, i am so ugly.
me: *delete*
me: *delete*
me: *delete*
me: oh, i look okay in that picture.
me: nevermind, a strand of my hair is out of place.
me: *delete*

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 5:55am UTC

Me: *Adds quote*
*Next day*
Me: *Sees typo*
Me: OMG now everyone thinks I'm some illiterate person who can't spell for her life!
Me: and 20 people already favorited it!
Me: What am I going to do?
Me: The world might as well end.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 5:52am UTC

Teacher: Okay guys, we all need to be very nice!
Me: I like your shirt, it's very... interesting, you look like Lady Gaga.
Me: I like your nose.
Me: Oh look, you're acne is looking a lot better today!

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 4:56am UTC

teacher: What is something that starts with a 'k' and you shouldn't touch?
me: Kardashians.
teacher: That's not nice.
teacher: ...but I wouldn't touch one either.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:26am UTC

just wondering
but what did Katniss and all of the
other girls do during the Hunger
Games when they had their period?

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:24am UTC

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 8:54am UTC

our 40 year old band teacher: girls, your skirts have to be below your knees, last time I saw a lot of your underwear.
me: pedophile.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 8:52am UTC

brother: do i have to wear my seat belt?
me: no, i mean, if we get hit you'll only get a few broken bones.
me: although the other car might be going fast, but i'm sure you'll only be in coma for a few days, or weeks.
me: or of course, you could end up dying but you know, no need to put on your seat belt.
brother: *slowly puts on seatbelt*

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 9:19am UTC

me: hey.
brother: what are you doing outside of your room?
mom: what do you want now?
me: nothing, can't I just spend quality time with my family?
brother: no. you want something.
mom: are you okay?
me: I'm fine.
brother: *goes on iPod*
brother: oh. the wi-fi isn't working. that's why she came out of her room.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 7:48pm UTC

*watching documentary on this island and the animals on the island*
Narrator: and these birds can only mate once in a lifetime, so they all fly for months to find their mate that they haven't seen in a year.
Documentary: *shows pictures of birds reuniting and 'kissing'*
Guy: Still a better love story than twilight.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 11:39pm UTC

people on witty: I just got a modeling job!
people on witty: I just got called pretty!
people on witty: He asked me out today!!
me: today I got seven notifications!

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 2:15am UTC

Ellen DeGeneres: Anyone who's a plus size isn't cool enough to shop in Abercrombie and Fitch.
Ellen DeGeneres: You know what I say to that?
Ellen DeGeneres: Oh Fitch, please.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 7:25am UTC

~Middle of Math Class~
person: Omg! Tanya! You're back!!
someone: Oh yeah, you are, welcome back!!
classmate: You're back?? We missed you!!!
tanya: you guys just noticed I'm back? I feel so loved.
me: wait, you were gone?

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:00am UTC

When guys pack for a 5 day trip: I'll just bring three sets of clothes.
When girls pack for a 5 day trip: I'll just bring six sets of clothes. and a furry jacket in case it gets cold. Another tank top if it gets to hot. Extra underwear in case I get my period early. I'll need two extra pairs of shorts too and an extra pair of pants then. There might be a pool there. Got to pack three swimsuits. I need to pack sandals if its warm. Maybe I'll go to the gym, i'll need sneakers. I'll need filp flops to go to the pool. I should bring my toms too. and a gazillion other things.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 4:56am UTC

Mom: What happened to your hand?
Me: I dropped my laptop on it, it hurts a lot.
Mom: Wait... what?
Brother: You dropped your laptop on your hand?
Mom: do you know how much these things cost?? I told you to be more careful. You said you were going to be more respon-
Me: The laptop is fine, my hand is just bruised and bleeding.
Mom: Thank God. Phew. Nearly gave me a heart attack.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: My hand is fine, thank you for your concern.

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 4:24am UTC

teacher: so who has ever peed in the ocean?
class: *awkward silence*

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isabeltheosm
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 7:54am UTC

me: You know, the mind is a very iinteresting thing.
best friend: yeah?
me: Yeah, it blocks out painful memories
best friend: cool?
me: that's why i don't remember meeting you.
best friend:
me:
best friend:
me:
best friend: I love you too.

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