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CaitlinAtTheDisco*

Status: C-a-i-t-l-i-n; there isn't a K or a Y or an E. Okay?

Member Since: 12 Feb 2012 04:20pm

Last Seen: 24 Sep 2014 06:30pm

Birthday: September 18

Location: Somewhere where I'm 99.9% done

Gender: F

user id: 273419

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I'm so addicted to, all the things you do...


Hello there. My name is Caitlin, if you haven't figured it out by my account name. 

I like music: Panic! At The Disco, Falling in Reverse, Sleeping with Sirens, Pierce the Veil,
One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Saving Abel, Matchbox Twenty, Parachute, Eminem, Bruno Mars, Katy Perry,
Gavin Degraw, One Republic, Miley Cyrus and much, much more.

I also like food: pizza, cheetos, and nutella. Kitkats and Skittles are also pretty amazing. 

I like YouTube, too: Troye Sivan, Danisnotonfire, MazziMaz, Janoskians, JoeSantagato, iiSuperwomanii, 
and O2L. (A LOT more, trust me...)

I'm 14 years old and in the 9th grade. I would be lying if I said I like high school, in fact- I've come to the conclusion that it's quite a miserable place in which I will never fit in, despite my obvious wit and sarcasm (ba dum tss).. I like to read and write... and use the internet, but I guess it's pretty obvious, too.

This is random but if I could be friends with any celebrity, I'd say Jennifer Lawrence because she's cool and down to earth and if I were to say a guy, it'd be Nicholas Hoult because he's perf. ( So is Troye Sivan, btw )

Here goes nothing...

{+} food, YouTube Videos, snow days, Fall, music, cream soda, cherry cola, the smell of vanilla, going
to the mall, New York City, cute guys, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, Logan Lerman, this font omg <3, 
long car rides, making people smile, making people laugh, laughing so hard that my stomach hurts, laughing
in general, answering questions with song lyrics, comedy movies, Wattpad

{-} waking up at 5 in the morning for school, oversleeping, swimming, moving in general (jk), when 
my favorite fictional characters die -_-, my handwriting, gym class, being forced to change
during gym class, the smell of gasoline, burning myself with a straightener, being social... 

If you have any questions, ask them below. 

If you read/write on wattpad, let me know; I'll check it out! :D
(Seeing as I have no clue how link things, I'll just give it to you here: http://wattpad.com/istolethecookiez) I'll follow you back if you comment on my profile telling me you're from Witty. : )


 
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  1. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 3:40pm EDT
    Me and my friend talking about the Janoskians
    Friend: I always pronounced Beau correctly. (Bow)
    Me: I used to call him Beau (Buew).
    Friend: Wow, not a real fan...
    Me: I based it off of how I pronounced beautiful. I don't go around saying bowtiful, now do I?

  2. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 4:07pm EDT
    Introducing my children in the future...
    Friend: Awe, what's your name?
    Me: We call her Lucy.
    Friend: Is it short for Lucille?
    Me: No, Lucifer.

  3. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 5:43pm EST
    Friend: *cleaning under her bed*
    Friend: *starts coughing because of dust*
    Me: dun dun dun
    Me: Another one bites the dust.

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:25am EST
    Guy: *pants sag*
    People: swag yo
    Me: *bra strap shows*
    People: MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU

  5. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 11:22am EST
    *purchases milkshake place*
    Me: *names it The Yard*
    Me: CUE THE MUSIC
    *MIlkshakes by Kelis plays in the background*

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 7:45pm EST
    After going up one flight of stairs
    Me: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing.

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 7:48pm EST
    *donates your opinion to the goodwill*

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 7:46pm EST
    Me: *talking about the type of music I like*
    Guy: That music is terrible.
    Me: I understand that you're entitled to your own opinion..
    Me: But you opinion is wrong...
    Me: And for that, you must DIE!
    Me: *drops pile of CDs onto his head.*

  9. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 7:42pm EST
    *donates fat to goodwill*

  10. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 9:49pm EST
    Me: *sigh*
    Mom: lose the attitude. you're so ungrateful, omg.

  11. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 2:44pm EST
    Am I the only one that feels like a loser when this happens?
    Me: Hey, what's up?
    Friend: Nothing, just at the mall shopping, about to go to a movie. What about you?
    Me: At home on Netflix...

  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 2:32pm EST
    Me singing The Phoenix by Fall out Boy
    Me: I'm gonna change you like a remix
    Me: Then I'll raise you like a phoenix fetus.

  13. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 11:33pm EST
    Gym Teacher: You guys have to do ten push ups in order to pass.
    Everyone else: That's easy!
    Me: *quits school*

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 4:45pm EST
    did you ever sit in class and have the sudden urge to get up and scream that you don't care before flipping a desk and exiting?

  15. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 11:39am EST
    I want to be cremated when I die.
    Me: *dies at 4:20*
    Doctor: Called it: 4:20 PM, blaze it

  16. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 9:22pm EST
    Me: *uses wattpad fans for more instagram followers*
    Me: I regret nothing

  17. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 9:34pm EST
    Me: *on a plane*
    Plane: *taking off*
    Me: *turns to person beside me*
    Me: *whispers* we're soarin', flyin'

  18. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:11pm EST
    Me: *calling my mom*
    Mom: hello?
    Me: I don't know where I'm going but I don't think I'm coming home
    Mom: What?
    Me: And I said, I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead
    Mom: Come home now.
    Me: THIS IS THE ROAD TO RUIN! AND WE"RE STARTING AT THE END.

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 12:54pm EST
    Me: What time is it?
    Friend: TIME FOR YOU TO GET A WATCH!
    Me: *whispers* time for me to take your life
    Me: *kicks her down a flight of stairs*

  20. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:45pm EST
    Crush: *kisses girl*
    People around me: aww how cute
    Me: yeah *grabs knife*
    Me: how adorable *stabs myself in the face*

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