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crazyshaelie

Status: Whatever I'm doing, I'm honeslty probably high as fuck.

Member Since: 27 Mar 2013 01:11pm

Last Seen: 10 Dec 2017 07:51pm

Location: Pittsburgh, represent

Gender: F

user id: 354548

162 Quotes
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Hello, strangers.
Pittsburgh represent.
Formerly _crazy_cutie_5678, wanted something new. So, here I am. Not much to share about me.
I'm 17, metalhead, underground rap rat.
  I got more a.ss than the models.

I'm the embodiment of bad actions with good intentions.

I'm inappropriate and straight up.
I'll respect you if you have respect for others.
I try to be open minded.
So, enjoy everything, 'n s.hit.





Follow me on Instagram: @
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I have Twitter, it's actually pretty cool. @sanitybeyondme

Hype free, guaranteed.
  
  1. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 3:18pm UTC
    "Why is America the greatest country in the world?"
    It's not the greatest country in the world.
    You're going to tell our students that the country is so star-spangled-aweomse, that it's the only one that has freedom?
    Canada has freedom, Japan has freedom, the U.K., France, Italy, Spain, Germany, Australia, Belgium!
    Out of 208 sovereign states in the world, 180 of them have freedom.
    There is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we are the greatest country in the world.
    We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in minimum household income, number 4 in labor force, and number 4 in exports.
    We lead the world in only 3 categories: Number 1 in incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where we spend more than the next top 27 countries combined, 25 who are allies.
    Now none of this is at the fault of a 20 year old college student, but you are, without a doubt, part of the worst. generation. ever.
    So when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the f.uck you're talking about.

  2. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:57pm UTC
    I'm tasteless, but so is water, and we all need that so

  3. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:49pm UTC
    I'm thinking about you
    like hands think about holding
    and arms think about folding
    and minds think about
    not thinking
    but knowing.
    I'm thinking about you
    like an employee thinks about
    the clock
    five minutes before their shift ends.
    I'm thinking about you
    like rich people think about
    money
    and poor people think about
    money
    and when I think of you,
    the world makes...
    "Cents."

  4. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:40pm UTC
    My spirit animal is a cat with a bag stuck on it's head

  5. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    Bítch is just an 5 letter epithet you throw at me when I scare you. Not even taken as an insult. Call me a bítch if my bark ravages worse than my bite. If I hurt you without even touching you. I've never been good at keeping my mouth shut. A bítch knows her voice, a bítch doesn't care about the "rules", DEMANDS to know who wrote them. Yet still plays by her own.
    I am the leash you're loosing your grip on.
    And, yes.
    I do kiss my mother with this mouth.

  6. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    ||||||||||I'LL STOP WEARING BLACK WHEN THEY INVENT A DARKER COLOR||||||||||

  8. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    I must live with my quiet rage.
    tame the voices in my own head,
    that run wild
    and wish me dead.

  9. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    if you want a thigh gap so bad just open your dámn legs, smh.

  10. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:02pm UTC
    *drug dealer voice* You wanna buy some self confidence, b`tch?

  11. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:00pm UTC
    If you're wondering why I wear all black so often it's because I'm
    mourning the death of my motivation.

  12. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls,
    and
    Hospital walls have heard more prayers than church halls.

  13. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    By super human effort,
    you can avoid slipping backwards for
    awhile. But one day,
    you'll lose a step,
    drop a beat,
    or miss a detail...
    ...and you'll be gone forever.

  14. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Professor: Sugar
    Professor: Spice
    Professor:
    Professor:
    Professor:
    Professor:...and a lil somethin' for the homiez *pours 40 oz. into cauldron*

  15. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    you know those boring asss texters, that have only one response, all the time,
    "lol yeah so wyd," or "lol omg" and "haha thats cool"
    like you could tell a person your mother just died
    and they'd still be all "lol yeah so wyd"

  16. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    cocaine so white,
    it wears uggs in the winter
    Please don't remove this!

  17. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    My philosophy of life is that I could die at any moment.
    ...the tragedy is, I don't.

  18. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    START A FIGHT.
    PROVE THAT YOU'RE ALIVE.
    IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL BECOME
    A S T A T I S T I C.
    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

  19. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    "I do love you, but... It's frustrating, but... I can't do this an--"
    I didn't hear a single word after that.
    I can't remember a single word you said, once you left.
    For so long,
    I was lost within my own crazy head,
    and time goes so quickly,
    and I lost touch with myself,
    and you, and time goes so quickly,
    and the days flew by, and I was lost within myself,
    and you lose yourself within yourself, and...
    ...and I lost you.
    s.g.

  20. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Yes, I drink to relieve my pain,
    I'd do anything to not hear my brain.
    It's the only thing that'll turn crazed thoughts tamed
    But they say I'm just adding more links to my chain.
    On the floor crying with a shiver,
    Who knows what's the matter with her,
    Time to get the poison inside of my liver,
    To get the numbing punch it delivers,
    She's just another slowly dying sinner.
    s.g.

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