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-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height, taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE
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Why people should be friends with me -I'm short so I'll either

251 faves · 33 comments · Jun 8, 2013 3:44pm

Hale_Storm18

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Hale_Storm18


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TacoLuver · 1 decade ago
I'm like all the way in Texas. Therefore, I can say that we can be freakin amazing bum friends because we wouldn't even be able to see each other. being friends would just turn us into even bigger bums 'cause we'd have to have the internet to talk (we just have a great *connection*)
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
I used to live in Texas (I was born there)!
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TacoLuver · 1 decade ago
haha that's so cool! I've lived here since I was born c:
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Ellmo · 1 decade ago
ohmygosh, rent. i love you.
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PainOfAPoet* · 1 decade ago
okay, i read this and was just like "okay this is cool i guess" saw the RENT thing and BOOM, i wanna be your friend now XD
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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* · 1 decade ago
YOURCOOL USED TO GO TO YOUR SCHOOL OMG CONNECTIONS OMG THATS AWESOME
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livelifetothefullestx3 · 1 decade ago
You listen to Rent, dress from the nineties, are short and we could go on Bostonian adventures omg BE MY FRIEND.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
OKAY.
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xochaarlotteexoo · 1 decade ago
I live near Lowell too !!
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
WOAH REALLY?
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samspan10 · 1 decade ago
Uhh i live in Lowell & i take that offensive. Its not that bad of a city & your not going to automatically get shot by going to Lowell
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DanceForJesus · 1 decade ago
I will be your friend and Jesus always is!
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hiyaxxx · 1 decade ago
I'll be your friend :)
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ImEmma · 1 decade ago
you got me at "my brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys"
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
preach it sista
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lillan122 · 1 decade ago
Hug?
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Worthless* · 1 decade ago
Damn. I live a country away. ;n;
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willowxoxo · 1 decade ago
i live in rhode island yo.i'm sensing a best friend connection maybe? >.>
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BiggestMusicFreak · 1 decade ago
get the d.ic.k girlfriend (HAHAHAHAHHAA)
I rock out to RENT (HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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IzzyWizzy1998 · 1 decade ago
i live in England :(
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likemillionares · 1 decade ago
We can be homies. :)
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DuckyMoMo11 · 1 decade ago
RENT. ILL BE YOUR FRIEND COME ON OVER.
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AddictedToLife · 1 decade ago
hah, I feel you.
if I lived in the same city, I'd run over to your house now and knock on the door really excitedly.
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Primadonna* · 1 decade ago
I'd be your best friend but, I'n stuck in south east Asia.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
hey my friend and her sister live in Hingham, that's close by right?
I mean they say it's super rich and snobby but idek

hey this is a geography question so you should answer it yk it's for science
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
No, I live in northeastern Massachusetts. That's more south.
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barakat* · 1 decade ago
science thanks you for the answer
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