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Kate // in a relationship w/ coffee  // Senior, yay // Minnesota

I'm probably the weirdest & dorkiest person you have ever met. Broadway & theater & stuff are pretty much my life. Oh, and I'm just a little obsessed with everything Disney. If youre gonna make fun of me for that-- lol bye. 


Philippians 4:6 // Trust in Him, for He trusts in you. 

(+) Food, Friends (the show too), Food, Music, Summer, Shoes, Nutella, Jeremy Jordan, Collabro, Singing, Theater, BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, Running, Lana Del Rey, Lacrosse, Food, Sweatshirts, Channing Tatum, French Fries, Mean Girls, Food, Smoothies, Princesses, Drawing, Football, Hugs, Zac Efron, Rain, Food, Smiling, Sunshine, Beaches, Ice Cream, Disney, &food.

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  1. Ellmo Ellmo
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    August 19, 2016 2:22pm UTC
    I haven't looked at the quotes on here for two years now...
    I miss the old Witty Profiles.
    Where the top quotes from the past year would have hundreds of likes, not 40.
    Where I made new friends merely by commenting a compliment on someone's profile.
    Where I didn't mind spending five hours making the perfect profile design
    ...and then changing it one week later.
    Where the support system for FramingMatthew was the strongest one I had ever, and will ever see.
    Where we were all together, enjoying the quotes and the quirkiness.
    I miss the old Witty Profiles.

  2. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    *moment of silence*
    for those women Mother Nature grants with her
    powers on their wedding day.

  3. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 9:14pm UTC
    Pros & Cons of School Shopping:
    Pros - Shopping
    Cons - School

  4. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 2:23pm UTC
    You honestly don't know what your smile does to me, do you?

  5. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 4:16pm UTC
    "From age 2 to 7, my family used to call me 'Pookie Bear'...
    but all good things must come to an end". -Aria (Pretty Little Liars)
    D/mn. What a traumatized childhood you had there, Aria.

  6. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 4:11pm UTC
    Who else appreciates the fact that
    when you scroll over "Witty" at the
    top of the page, there's little animated ice cream cones?

  7. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    Why do white girls only walk in odd numbers?
    Because they can't even.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    I'm gonna take a hot shower.
    It's like a shower, but with me in it.

  9. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    The School Bus: America's number one way to find out where your crush lives since 1827.

  10. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Relatable Post #3845
    Whenever you feel sad, just remember that,
    somewhere in the world, there's an idiot
    pulling a door that says PUSH.
    I'm usually that idiot.

  11. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    There's always that one person
    you regret giving your number to...

  12. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    was one of those days, where I didn't really care about how I look. I had my hair in a messy bun, and I was wearing a baggy sweatshirt &I wasn't wearing any makeup whatsoever, except maybe some chapstick (if that counts). I knew I looked like absolute crap. I was walking to lunch, and a boy with special needs comes up to me. His name is Marcus. He sometimes sits with me at lunch. He starts walking wtih me and says "Kate. Um, I've always wanted to tell you this, but never was too scared". & I said "What is it?" & He said "You're really pretty. & I think you look really nice today." Then he ran away, and I didn't see him at lunch. I don't want you guys to think I'm bragging or anything. I'm really not trying to. Its just, a guy has never called me pretty before. Ever. He made my whole year. Thanks for reading this guys.

  13. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Going to McDonalds for a salad, is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

  14. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    How I would do in The Hunger Games
    Announcer: 5, 4, 3-
    Me: *trips*

  15. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Dad: (Calling down to my brother) Tom! You want some cake? Its your favorite-Vanilla!
    Tom: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Please!! Ahh, you're amazing! (starts coming upstairs)
    Dad: Well too bad! Cause I just ate the last piece! Haha! Sucks to suck, loser!
    Atta boy, Dad. Atta boy.
    This really happened ^^
    Follow for a Follow?

  16. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 12:00am UTC
    One Direction:
    Niall: I'm a Math Genius!
    Louis: 675 Books plus 345 Books equals..?
    Niall: LIBRARY. Ask me harder questions, Lou.
    Follow for a Follow?

  17. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    "I prefer to play with paper
    airplanes, and be defined as
    a child, rather than play
    with a girl's heart."
    -Niall Horan.
    format by sandrasaurus

  18. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Josh: [Hanging from the roof] I deserve this! This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon, in Kindergarden. He went to heaven, and now my life is bad. YOU HAPPY SHELDON?! We're even now!
    Walter: Josh?!
    Josh: SHELDON!??!
    Follow for a Follow?(: xx

  19. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Uh Oh!
    Are you sexy, and do you know it?
    Follow for a Follow?(: xx

  20. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Peeta Mellark: Baker.
    Harry Styles: Was a
    Baker before a singer.
    Bruno Mars: Wanted to
    be a Baker.
    THATS IT. I'm marrying a baker.
    Follow for a Follow?(: xx
    format by sandrasaurus


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