Me in the car: Me: oh great. Me: no you can't walk in front of my car go find a crosswalk Me: okay walk then. Me: PUT SOME PEP IN YOUR STEP GRANDMA YOU'RE HOLDING UP TRAFFIC. Me: thank god. Me: mom if a freaking car pulls out in front of you and almost hits us you lay on the fricken horn you don't just sit there. Me: A CAR ACCIDENT DOES NOT NEED TO TAKE UP THREE LANES. Me: mom if you don't beep the horn in the next five seconds im jumping out of the car you have to intimidate those idiots Me: "but honey its dangerous they get distracted" WELL TOO BAD THEY'RE BAD DRIVERS ANYWAYS. Me: HEY BIKERS THERE'S THIS THING CALLED THE BIKE LANE WHY DON'T YOU USE IT SOME TIME. Me: oh god drivers from new york we're all gonna die. Me: A STOP SIGN IS NOT A RED LIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES. Me: are you texting while driving or are you just a really bad driver. Me: OH GREAT THREE NEW YORKERS. Me: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MERGE. Me: mom roll up the freaking windows do you know how long it took me to do my hair I'm not having it today. Me: oh look the bus is picking someone up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING ROAD PULL OVER INTO THE BREAK LANE Me: hi grandpa and grandma gertrude GET OFF THE ROAD. Me: mom can I drive
Okay this is really getting annoying now. It may be pretty awesome that a_big_white_van is now following you. Or jake_from_state_farm is wearing khakis. Mr_Moseby , seriously? You guys are just creating profiles just so you can say one quote and then you never use the account again. And I just found out that estaban_julio_ricardo_montoya_de_la_rosa_ramirez lost his cheecken named Duddley. Has anyone seen him? Seriously guys! I mean it was funny at first but now it's getting ridiculous because people are constantly making quotes about it. Cool a_big_white_van is following you. That may seem fuucking legit but it's not funny anymore. Sorry if I offended anyone I just needed to say this.
Thanks to the 90's kids I didn't know we had to be born in your generation to know: Hey Arnold! Kim Possible The Magic School Bus All That Goosebumps Recess Dragon Tales Arthur Rugrats Little Bears The Power Puff Girls Because every one of us 2000's kids KNOW ALL OF THESE.
Don't Cheat or It Won't Work ! 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Your favorite number? 6. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If you're initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 6. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 7.. If you chose: Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!
SUICIDE: Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do? its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a youtube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! staystrong signatures: daddygirl99. notyouraverageb*tch Smileyz316 xpeacexbluex SexiPurpleZebra conklineli5280 kaerottina Eatmypants quotinglikeaboss xoStayBeautifulxo Meganbbz AnaisHeartsYou Marie1388 ImNotAlone SecretGurl123 bananaman ProudToBeGeeky KateehKracklady of the night eternalsunshinex BooILoveSkittles JustinBieber4ever screwsociety Green1098 brancsy Jahyvie EjSweet2♥ imkrazydealwithit lady_red beautifullybrokeninside lynskywalker ♥ BestfriendsForever3 mor5GANlovesmuffins missmeltdown♥ breedancerchick101 Forgetmenot924 Reeses_21 DuckyMoMo11 mysexynameislogan