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DuckyMoMo11

Status: Forever Aloner

Member Since: 11 Sep 2011 05:38pm

Last Seen: 9 Aug 2014 01:58pm

Birthday: July 29

Location: Americaa

Gender: F

user id: 217600

118 Quotes
12,916 Favorites
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  1. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 11:35am UTC
    I'm that virgin that talks about f.ucking band members
    when in reality I have an anxiety attack when guys
    even make eye contact with me.

  2. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 10:07am UTC
    PLEASE DON'T PUT EXCLAMATION POINTS IN YOUR QUOTES IT'S JUST WEIRD IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL WHO JUST GOT COOKIES
    SORRY IT'S JUST MY OPINION

  3. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    Me in the car:
    Me: oh great.
    Me: no you can't walk in front of my car go find a crosswalk
    Me: okay walk then.
    Me: PUT SOME PEP IN YOUR STEP GRANDMA YOU'RE HOLDING UP TRAFFIC.
    Me: ‚Äčthank god.
    Me: mom if a freaking car pulls out in front of you and almost hits us you lay on the fricken horn you don't just sit there.
    Me: A CAR ACCIDENT DOES NOT NEED TO TAKE UP THREE LANES.
    Me: mom if you don't beep the horn in the next five seconds im jumping out of the car you have to intimidate those idiots
    Me: "but honey its dangerous they get distracted" WELL TOO BAD THEY'RE BAD DRIVERS ANYWAYS.
    Me: HEY BIKERS THERE'S THIS THING CALLED THE BIKE LANE WHY DON'T YOU USE IT SOME TIME.
    Me: oh god drivers from new york we're all gonna die.
    Me: A STOP SIGN IS NOT A RED LIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES.
    Me: are you texting while driving or are you just a really bad driver.
    Me: OH GREAT THREE NEW YORKERS.
    Me: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MERGE.
    Me: mom roll up the freaking windows do you know how long it took me to do my hair I'm not having it today.
    Me: oh look the bus is picking someone up IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING ROAD PULL OVER INTO THE BREAK LANE
    Me: hi grandpa and grandma gertrude GET OFF THE ROAD.
    Me: mom can I drive

  4. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    I have this weird obsession with
    School Shopping

  5. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Okay this is really getting annoying now. It may be pretty awesome that a_big_white_van is now following you. Or jake_from_state_farm is wearing khakis. Mr_Moseby , seriously? You guys are just creating profiles just so you can say one quote and then you never use the account again. And I just found out that estaban_julio_ricardo_montoya_de_la_rosa_ramirez lost his cheecken named Duddley. Has anyone seen him? Seriously guys! I mean it was funny at first but now it's getting ridiculous because people are constantly making quotes about it. Cool a_big_white_van is following you. That may seem fuucking legit but it's not funny anymore.
    Sorry if I offended anyone I just needed to say this.

  6. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:26am UTC
    I don't care if you like One Direction or not.
    Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=1o3fcUH-yPQ

  8. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    I'm gonna go on a diet
    ›› But I have to eat all the unhealthy food out of my house first so I'm not tempted. (:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Witty Has Over
    6,000,000 quotes. I'm so proud of all of us.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    Thanks to the 90's kids
    I didn't know we had to be born in your generation to know:
    Hey Arnold!
    Kim Possible
    The Magic School Bus
    All That
    Goosebumps
    Recess
    Dragon Tales
    Arthur
    Rugrats
    Little Bears
    The Power Puff Girls
    Because every one of us 2000's kids
    KNOW ALL OF THESE.

  11. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    You Make Me
    asdfghjkl♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    They say everything happens for a reason,
    So please tell me why every boy thinks I'm a weird species of an unknown animal.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    We live in a society where
    banks leave their doors WIDE open
    But they chain their pens
    To the desks.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    I bet you thought this quote was
    by 'yourcool', didn't you?

  15. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:10am UTC
    Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
    2. Your first initial?
    3. Your month of birth?
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
    5. Your favorite number?
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life).
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
    Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is:
    A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!

  16. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:01am UTC
    *Home Alone*
    Well I Hope My Neighbors
    Like This Song
    format by julietechoecho

  17. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 10:17am UTC
    When people make a series of quotes. And at the bottom of every single one it says
    'should I make a series'
    And it's like "Bihtch, you keep making it anyway
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:58am UTC
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
    its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    staystrong
    signatures:
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    SecretGurl123
    bananaman
    ProudToBeGeeky
    KateehKracklady of the night
    eternalsunshinex
    BooILoveSkittles
    JustinBieber4ever
    screwsociety
    Green1098
    brancsy
    Jahyvie
    EjSweet2♥
    imkrazydealwithit
    lady_red
    beautifullybrokeninside
    lynskywalker ♥
    BestfriendsForever3
    mor5GANlovesmuffins
    missmeltdown♥
    breedancerchick101
    Forgetmenot924
    Reeses_21
    DuckyMoMo11
    mysexynameislogan

  19. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Me: "MOM!"
    "WHAT?"
    "Nevermind, you're in a
    Bad mood."
    *Fave if this ever happened to you.*
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    I wish R.I.P. meant
    Return If Possible
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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