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LumpySpacePrincess*

1. LumpySpacePrincess*
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2014 5:24pm UTC
   you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like;
   “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!”
   and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation.
   “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
   
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2. LumpySpacePrincess*
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   August 25, 2014 8:07am UTC
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3. LumpySpacePrincess*
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2014 6:49am UTC
   Everything happens
   for a reason, good or
   bad
   
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4. LumpySpacePrincess*
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2014 6:19pm UTC
   I wrapped myself in cling-film today, walked down stairs and my mum asked, “what are you doing”
   i simply responded with
   "im being a spring roll"
   
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5. LumpySpacePrincess*
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2013 4:58pm UTC
   when people post Status' like this,
   "So depressed someone talk :("
   and then someone comments
   "Whats wrong?x"
   and then they reply in a way which makes you want too strangle them,
   "Dw"
   NOT ONLY DO THESE PEOPLE DO THIS ONCE, IF YOU SCROLL DOWN THEIR PROFILE THAT'S ALL YOU SEE
   "So Happy YAY!"
   "aw,cool why?"
   "Dw"
   (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
   
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6. LumpySpacePrincess*
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2013 4:54pm UTC
   Stop editing your picture's
   What if you go missing?
   How can we find you if you look like beyonce on instagram
   and a homeless drug dealer in person?
   
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7. LumpySpacePrincess*
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2013 12:18pm UTC
   IM SORRY 60 FAVES ON THE TOP QUOTE
   WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS WERE
   QUOTES WOULD GET OVER 300 FAVES,
   WITTY GET YOUR SH.T TOGETHER NOW
   
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8. LumpySpacePrincess*
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   November 10, 2013 4:33pm UTC
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9. LumpySpacePrincess*
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   November 8, 2013 3:51pm UTC
   I wish i could tell him but everytime i get too scared
   and now im in this mess again.
   
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10. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    you're from england!
    TEA WITH THE QUEEN,LIVE IN LONDON
    Oh so you're from america?
    I bet you and the president share fries all the time...
    
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11. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    have you ever had a suicide note ready
    have you ever had the rope,trigger or blades next to you
    you never know how special life is
    untill your at that moment and you feel everything that you've been wanting to feel
    and you realise
    you dont want it to end.
    -an
    
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12. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    But who could love
    this broken mess?
    
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13. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    stop editing your pics
    what if you go missing?
    how can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Instagram and Waka Flocka in person?
    
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14. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    *stares at the moving witty banner for 6 hours*
    
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15. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    I'M HAVING AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION WITH STEVE! ON A QUOTE
    DO YOU HEAR ME
    GUYS
    GUYS!
    :))
    
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16. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    What Annoys you the most?
    what really annoys you like whats one thing you could hit someone for?
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    people that post Status' like this
    "So depressed someone talk :("
    and then someone comments
    "Whats wrong?x"
    and then they reply in a way witch makes you want too strangle them
    "Dw"
    NOT ONLY DO THESE PEOPLE DO THIS ONCE, IF YOU SCROLL DOWN THEIR PROFILE THAT'S ALL YOU SEE
    "So Happy YAY!"
    "aw,cool why?"
    "Dw"
    (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
    format credit jimmy365 || nmq
    
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17. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    she gives up hope and stares at her arms,
    anyone else would surely be alarmed,
    but not her,
    not ever again as she looks down too see crimson red,
    she starts to cry as she see's a rope,
    and she stands up on a bathroom stool,
    no one will know what pain shes been through,
    as she ends her life with a farewell soloute,
    but now people care,
    her piers and her friends,
    but its far too late shes all ready dead,
    a few more lifes' end due to her decent,
    and a few more wrists turn crimson red.
    - A friend on tumblr
    
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18. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Dont you hate it when the really popular girls write statuses like,
    "I dont even know why i get judged so much everywere i go uhg."
    YES!
    If you wear old man t-shirts and crop tops with glitter on your face shouting "YOLO" to prove a point, people are going to judge you.Its called So-ci-e-ty.
    If you cant handle that you shouldnt be provoking your self-respect.
    
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19. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    I'm Done
    I'm done with constantly getting played
    I'm done with all the people who caused me pain
    I'm done with my family that treat me as the least important kid
    I'm done with my pathetic personality
    I'm just done
    
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20. LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    You know your obsessed when, lumpy space princess is all over on your profile...
    
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