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  1. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    IN ENGLAND ITS STILL THE HOLIDAYS B.TCHES

  2. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 1:29am UTC
    "Screamo"
    no stop what are you doing with your life it dose have genres.

  3. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 1:18am UTC
    This is what happened in georgraphy today ...
    *sir shouting at 2 guys*
    Sir: OSCAR, JACOB QUITE !
    Oscar:yeah jacob some of us are trying to work without hearing your idiotic comments jacob.
    (oscar has broken his nose recently)
    Jacob: Shut up oscar, at least i can breathe through my nose *clicks fingers in a Z formation*

  4. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    Dose anyone else like
    Anchorlines
    Nope...
    just me then
    ...

  5. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 8:50am UTC
    In my religos class i forgot to do my homework
    so i asked my friend nicole "not a good idea"
    she said explain how mohamed followed in jesus' footsteps
    so i did the homework and make up a load of random bull sh.t
    then after class my teacher said "MOLLY"
    "jesus is christian, mohamed is muslim there seperate religons,against each other"
    i could see my teacher crying with laughter
    and Nicole

  6. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL
    BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF
    NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

  7. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    some chav came up to me the other day and started abusing me
    so i said 'i would like to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental
    item used in building walls repeatedly'
    the confused look on his face was priceless

  8. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Society
    Society tells you who you are and not what your worth. We all change so we can fit in, So people people won't judge us. People know how hard life can get but then don't think about others. This is from the same society with 16 years old getting pregnant, girls and boys cutting and no-body doing anything about. They know somethings wrong but they don't bother to stop for one second and actually ask if there okey when they can clearly see there not. If your thin you'll be judge as anorexic, If your fat you love your burgers, like screamo music and dark clothes your an emo. Mess up once it will always be used against you, do anything right It will never be brought up. Get one question wrong your dumb, get all the questions right your a geek. Smoke and no-body likes you, don't smoke your a goody two shoes. No matter what you do, no matter what you say you will be judged. No-one knows how much a fake smile can hide away a thousand secrets. That girl that cuts, she hates her life and you just called her useless, you might have a pushed her over the edge. That girl that everybody thinks is the happiest girl, she's suicidal. She tried taking her life and nobody even noticed. That girl with an eating disorder, you called her fat, now she won't eat for a week. Everybody has one look at a person and instantly judges them without even bothering to say hi. Someone could have cried themselves to sleep thinking that they're not worth it, thinking they wish they would never wake up again. Can everybody just grow up and think twice before they say something. You're all beautiful and perfect the way you are and someone does care about you

  9. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Seeing all the quotes from American people who dont have uniform
    "its a sweatpants day"
    Seeing all the quotes from British people who have a uniform...and hair regulations
    "waking up and realising its a low tie pony tail day"

  10. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 11:19am UTC
    What am I doing with my life? I’m so pale. I should get out more. I should eat better. My posture is terrible. I should stand up straighter. People would respect me more if I stood up straighter. What’s wrong with me? I just want to connect. Why can’t I connect with people? Oh, right, it’s because I’m dead. I shouldn’t be so hard on myself. I mean, we’re all dead. This girl is dead. That guy is dead. That guy in the corner is definitely dead. Jesus these guys look awful
    - R
    Warm bodies

  11. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    Mum: No dinner today molly. you eat to much food
    Me: NOO god forbid you feed me, its not like
    ive been out biking then you forced me to go
    for a run because apparently 6 cookies is way to much
    for me to eat, furthermore you rebooted the Wifi
    thurthermost making me unable to communicate
    with my wittyans wich was a verry depressing 10miniuts
    BUT DONT YOU WORRY ill sit here and starve.
    Mum: I'll order a pizza then

  12. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 5:58am UTC
    Ask Fm i just saw this...
    Question: You have ugly hair
    Persons Response:*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

  13. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    It hurts so much
    knowing how much we used to talk
    when we were first official
    now
    we dont even speak...
    i cant stand it
    i say "hey x"
    I always get no reply
    i miss the little things
    I miss you...

  14. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    who ever stuck the 's' in fast food is a verry clever person

  15. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    User: Its my birthday tmorrow.*
    Cleverbot: Happy birthday.
    User: More enthusiastic?
    Cleverbot: Awak.
    User: Awaka.
    Cleverbot: Awak nama apa pulak.
    User: Awaka nama apa pulaka momo.
    Cleverbot: Nama awak apa?
    User: Mama nama opa.
    Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry!
    *it actually is :3

  16. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    People at my school are complaining about how old school their ps3 robot game player is ...
    and then theres me in the middle of it all playing nintendo dogs on the Ds
    Oh Life ...

  17. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 11:17am UTC
    In my religos class i forgot to do my homework
    so i asked my friend nicole "not a good idea"
    she said explain how mohamed followed in jesus' footsteps
    so i did the homework and make up a load of random bull $h1T
    then after class my teacher said "MOLLY"
    "jesus is christian, mohamed is muslim there seperate religons,against each other"
    i could see my teacher crying with laughter
    and nicole

  18. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 7:41am UTC
    when your competing to be at the top of the "hottest now quotes"
    you almost always result to favoriting your own quote
    sincerly
    -2nd from the top ...

  19. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 7:02am UTC
    This girl at my school is in year 10/a seinor
    And she put on instagram, a big letter with a mindmap
    heres the caption...
    "Josh is so perfect, been going out for 2 years now and he dose this
    he made a soppy letter and a mindmapp about all the little things he
    loves about me,he sprayed them both with my favorite after shave of
    his"
    This literally made me want to crawl into a hole and accept im forever alone...

  20. LumpySpacePrincess* LumpySpacePrincess*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 4:35am UTC
    If you look in the mirror
    and dont like what you see
    you can find out first hand what its like to be me...
    R.I.P My Chemical Romance <3

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