What am I doing with my life? I’m so pale. I should get out
more. I should eat better. My posture is terrible. I should stand
up straighter. People would respect me more if I stood up
straighter. What’s wrong with me? I just want to connect.
Why can’t I connect with people? Oh, right, it’s
because I’m dead. I shouldn’t be so hard on myself. I
mean, we’re all dead. This girl is dead. That guy is dead.
That guy in the corner is definitely dead. Jesus these guys look
awful
- R
Warm bodies