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hiyaxxx

Status: No matter how carefully you choose your words, they will always be twisted by others.

Member Since: 2 Mar 2012 12:55pm

Last Seen: 19 Mar 2014 07:25am

Location: UK

Gender: F

user id: 279916

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  1. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 7:26pm EST
    instead of pepper spray, use shampoo, it's probably cheaper, but it will burn just as bad

  2. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 2:29pm EDT
    Girls in my class: *eyes up boys through the window*
    Me: *eyes up friend's uneaten pizza*

  3. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 6:12am EDT
    lol is the new full stop

  4. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 3:36pm EDT
    me: *sees cute boy*
    him: hey
    me: *makes strange nasal sound*

  5. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:45pm EDT
    *when food falls on the floor*
    normal people: eww five second rule
    me: ooo-lookey here, pizza...you gonna eat that?

  6. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 6:58am EDT
    Today I went out in public with crocs on. I don't give an eff anymore.

  7. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:38pm EDT
    Other people's thighs: Oh my gosh I'm so far away from my other half!
    My thighs: *squish*

  8. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:13pm EDT
    Teacher: So, Anna, do you like One Direction?
    Me: Not really, their too 'boyband'.
    Teacher: So what do you think would improve their image? What would you get them to wear if you were their stylist?
    Me: A bag over their heads.
    Teacher:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Class: *almost peeing themselves laughing*
    The only directioner in the class: *gives me multiple death glares*

  9. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 2:04pm EST
    So, apparently, Taylor Swift is dating Ed Sheeran.
    Oh Lord help us.
    Ain't nobody got time for that.

  10. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 10:01am EST
    Whenever I click the 'Top
    Today' button on Witty. I
    always imagine the potato
    from asdf movies saying it.
    Not today-Top Today?
    Just me?

  11. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:23pm EST
    Honey,
    It's your face,
    Not a colouring book

  12. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 5:58pm EST
    this happened to me today with a five year old.
    her: Anna...
    me: Yes?
    her: Jake said the 'R' word to me today...
    me: Erm, I don't know an 'R' word, you sure it was a swear word?
    her: Yes, do you want me to whisper it to you?
    me: Erm, ok....
    her: *whispers* Pathetic.
    I couldn't stop laughing.

  13. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 1:40pm EST
    I don't believe in love at first sight cause,
    shouldn't they fall in love with your personality,
    not just your looks?

  14. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 5:59pm EST
    Everything turns out fine in the end,
    if it's not fine-it's not the end ❤

  15. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 2:03pm EST
    So many people think that Kony is the world's worst killer-or maybe Osama Bin Laden. You're wrong.
    This is the real
    killer
    bunnylover43 Format (wittyimagination.weebly.com)

  16. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 10:37am EST
    Popular guy: *overhears me and idarly's comveration and goes on witty* Ha! Anyone who goes on witty profiles has no life!
    Me: Well, you just went on witty...
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: *trollface*

  17. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 3:50pm EST
    so today, the worst happened
    RIP Aunty Jen, you will forever remain in my heart x <3

  18. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 1:51pm EST
    So I decided to sign on again. flossydossy did announce I was leaving, but I have to vent right now.

  19. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:10pm EDT
    I think I'm gonna take a break off witty, I'm on a lot and it's quite bad for me. I think I'll try and get a life :) bye for now x

  20. hiyaxxx hiyaxxx
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:34pm EDT
    Hey guys its anna I just wanna tell you that I won't be on witty for 2 WHOLE WEEKS!! BWAAAAAAAAAAA . Actually, I don't mind too much...cause I'm going to portugal! I'm so excited! Here in England, it's half 11 at night and I CBA to go to sleep, cause we're gonna have to wake up again at freaking 4am! And the plane only leaves at 7am!!
    Gawd, goodbye sleep,
    miss u witty & Wittians!
    Anna xx
    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
    Love you guys loads, I miss u like mad xx:
    Dali→idarly
    Helena→music19
    Kinza→kinzaminda
    Florence→flossydossy
    ^ ur fricking awesome
    This is Anna
    her time on witty,
    ►her summer holiday,
    and her sleep
    MINE
    Over and out »

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