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Birthday: August 28

Location: new york

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posted a quote
September 1, 2015 4:21am UTC

omg i haven't been on here in so long..looking back on my
old quotes i see how stupid i was aha

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posted a quote
September 15, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Who want's to have a gif war with me?
comment.

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posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Remind Youself that it's okay not to be Perfect.
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posted a quote
September 7, 2013 6:02pm UTC

I want one more chance to hold you close.

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posted a quote
August 29, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Bing
B.ecause.
I.t's.
N.ot.
Google
#VoteGoogle

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posted a quote
August 28, 2013 3:51pm UTC

Happy Birthday To Me :]

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posted a quote
July 10, 2013 10:46am UTC

Me: *See's school supplies*
Me: Wut.

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posted a quote
July 8, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Hey guys! So im getting a dog tommorow, and i dont know what to name him, any suggestions?

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posted a quote
July 2, 2013 9:10pm UTC

You can afford a IPhone 5,
But you cant afford food for your kids?

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posted a quote
July 2, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Getting piercings doesnt make you a hipster, bringing your typewriter to Mcdonalds does.

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posted a quote
July 1, 2013 8:20pm UTC

I hate how a famous wittian has 1,782 followers, but they are following only 53 wittians.
nmq

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posted a quote
July 1, 2013 8:10pm UTC

Does getting your ears pierced hurt?

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posted a quote
June 29, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Admit It.
We all wanted to live in Bikini Bottom.

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posted a quote
June 27, 2013 6:38am UTC

When You're Friend Leaves Their Facebook Logged In.
(¬‿¬)

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posted a quote
June 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Shampoo: "No Tear"
Me:
Shampoo:
Me:
Shampoo:
Me:
Shampoo:
Me:
Shampoo:
Me:
Shampoo:
Me:
Shampoo:
Me:
Shampoo:
Me:
Shampoo:
Me: LOL, no. That sh/ts like acid.

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posted a quote
June 21, 2013 8:19pm UTC

*In school*
Me: My stomach hurts :(
Teacher: It's called stop eating so much.
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me: Lol. No.

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posted a quote
June 18, 2013 7:37pm UTC

That moment when you make a quote
and alot of people fave it but you
have a mistake in it and you dont want to
rewrite it again because you dont
want to lose the faves.

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posted a quote
June 18, 2013 7:32pm UTC

The Party Dont Start Till I Log In.
nmq

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posted a quote
June 16, 2013 10:38am UTC

LMAO.
Little Melons And Oranges.
(Oh, you dirty mind you!)

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posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Honestly, i dont think getting a fave from a "famous wittian" isn't that important. I mean, they are just normal people who get on top quotes all the time.
Anyone agree?
(rewritten)

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