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  1. abandoned account* abandoned account*
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    January 25, 2014 12:24pm UTC
    Cutest.
    Cats.
    Ever.
    http://bit.ly/1feiZi9
    format credit to CookieDoughFormats

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    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 7:51am UTC
    Goodbye 2013...

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    December 31, 2013 6:02am UTC
    Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
    ~Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

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    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 10:21am UTC
    25,000,000 of your cells died while you were reading this sentence.
    ~UberFacts

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    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    I was on Mystery Seeker today, and I typed in ''Who is my best friend?''
    I got ''Bean Dip''.

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    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 6:31am UTC
    Post the last song you listened to, and add ''In My A/ss''. Mine is ''Stars Dance In My A/ss''. I can't believe it.

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    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 6:18am UTC
    I don't really like dressing up. Some people probably think actresses dress up everywhere they go. I'm in sweatpants half the time with my hair in a ponytail.
    -Selena Gomez

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    August 29, 2013 6:45am UTC
    R.I.P. David Reimer.
    Because I feel like everyone forgot.
    August 22, 1965 – May 5, 2004

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    August 3, 2013 7:05am UTC
    I don't care if Paul Wesley and I don't live in the same country. The fact he lives in a planet that I live in is satisfying enough.

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    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 6:38am UTC
    So, I was using Google Chrome and if you use it too, you know those green texts that lead you to an online marketplace(you know, that one that always says ''looking for -insert thing here-?'' when you put the cursor above it? ). I was watching a Sweeney Todd video and the green text was on the title of the video. Guess what the title of the video was...
    THE WORST PIES IN LONDON.
    So, it was all like ''Looking for The Worst Pies In London? Find what you need now. The best Worst Pies In London.''
    I'm. Still. Laughing.

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    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    R. I. P. Cory Monteith.
    Forever in our hearts.
    We loved you and we still do.

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    June 14, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I graduated today...
    I'm so happy, yay!!!
    Just so you know(even though you do),
    summer is here!Oh, yes, it''s true!
    I just love
    SUMMERawesome,well,don't you?
    What's my advice,you ask?
    Be you, don't wear a mask.
    my quote, my format
    I'm putting it in poems because it sort of rhymes.

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    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Dear society,
    Congratulations!You're officially f/cked up!
    mine

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    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Does HP computers stand for Harry Potter computers?
    My quote, although I don't know if someone has posted it before me

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    June 8, 2013 10:46am UTC
    I only know
    I LOVE HIM
    mine

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    June 2, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    (This is the letter I gave to my overweight best friend)
    Why does weight matter anyway?You are beautiful. You shouldn't be ashamed because you're overweight. Do you want to know why? Because weight doesn't matter.Your personality does.And we all freaking love you just the way you are.And the ones who think you're pathetic for being overweight shouldn't matter for you.OK?Don't even think to starve yourself.You'll die if you do.Can you imagine me when you die?I'll be in my bed,crying over your loss and I'll never get over it.So don't.You are always going to be my best friend and don't you ever forget that.I freaking love you.You are officially in the list of the best people I have ever met.You are my bestie and I can't live without you.
    100% true letter,mine

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    April 20, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    If Your Life Was A Movie;
    What would the soundtrack be?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    So here's how it works:
    1.) Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, all the rest...)
    2.) Put it on shuffle
    3.) Press play
    4.) For every question, type the song that's playing
    5.) When you go to a new question, press the next button
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Opening Credits: Avril Lavigne-Wish you were here
    Waking up: Selena Gomez-I won't Apologize (probably to myself for waking up haha)
    First day of school: Selena Gomez-Falling down
    Falling in love: Katy Perry-Firework (obviously in my heart)
    Breaking up: Sick Puppies-I hate you
    Studying/Working: Selena Gomez-Round & Round
    Life: Katy Perry-Who Am I Living For
    Mental breakdown: Selena Gomez & Demi Lovato-One and the same
    Sunny Day: Katy Perry-Pearl
    Rainy Day: Selena Gomez-Ghost of you
    Party Music: Selena Gomez-Middle of nowhere
    Driving: Victoria Justice-Best Friend's Brother
    Sleeping: Bob Acri-Sleep Away
    Nightmares:Lucy Hale-Run this town
    Flashback: Lucy Hale-Make You Believe
    Wedding: The Hillywood show (parody of Lady Gaga's Marry the night)-Marry Edward
    Birth of child: Katy Perry-Circle the drain
    Final Battle: Katy Perry-Peacock
    Funeral Song: Ke$ha-Tik Tok
    Death Scene: Beyonce-Halo
    End Credits: Lucy Hale-Bless Myself
    mine

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    January 29, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    It's not that
    I don't like you.
    I'm actually
    embarassed to talk in front of you
    because
    you're going to humiliate me.
    my quote,my format

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    November 10, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    It would be a lot better if we were dogs,because:
    1.Nobody would judge us if we pooped in a public place.
    2.They would feed us all day long.
    3.We could do everything we wanted.
    4.Cute dogs get all the food.
    5.Dogs are a man's best friend,so we''ll have friends!
    Admit it,it's better to be a dog.
    my quote

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