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Status: You make me smile<3

Member Since: 25 Jan 2012 08:09pm

Last Seen: 28 Nov 2015 09:58pm

Birthday: August 11

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  1. ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* ①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 10:52pm EST
    School Time Quotes #1
    ~History~
    *talking about WWII and Hit.ler and stuff*
    Teacher: Why burn books?
    Boy: To make people stupid

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    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 11:56am EDT
    Urban Dictionary
    3. Ship
    An unrealistic relationship that you love so much but causes you so much pain and misery forcing you to scream "MY FEELS!" while sliding out of your chair because it never comes true even though it's so obvious it should.

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    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 2:35pm EDT
    People assume that
    TIME
    is a strict progression of cause to effect
    but actually from a
    NON-LINEAR
    NON-SUBJECTIVE
    viewpoint
    It's more like a big ball of
    WIBBLY WOBBLY
    TIMEY WIMEY
    STUFF
    Well. Allons-y, comment me if you're a whovian! :D

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    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:35pm EDT
    Hey Witty, I volunteered at Special Olympics!!!!
    Something TRULY AMAZING happened to me this past weekend.
    So I went with my church youth group and combined, the youth groups number to about 120 people. We have this thing called youth conference for age 14-18. We went to Special Olympics this year.
    We helped out at the Illinois Special Olympics. It's for people who have physical and mental disabilities.
    We were helping out at different sports and I got to help out at the boys track and they were so adorable, especially the little kids. I couldn't stop smiling all day, even though I was tired. We helped from 7am-5pm. It was a long day. But it was amazing.
    I am insanely insecure, especially when it comes to my appearance. There was 1 little boy that I was sitting next to, but I was watching a different one. Well he looked at me straight in the eye and told me,"you're pretty." It totally made my day. I told him thanks! :) It was adorable. I knew right then and there that I was, and I believed him because little kids don't lie, especially this one who had down syndrome. These disability kids are so innocent and they don't judge because they don't know any better.
    And please, think again about disability kids. They have feelings too and all they want to be is loved by others. They really opened my heart I don't know if that is possible because I have a big heart already. But they're so sweet and loving, you can't resist it.
    I hope I can help out next year if my youth group conference doesn't conflict with it!
    Ask if you want to know more<3

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    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 4:55pm EDT
    WITTY!
    I'M BAAAAAACK!!
    I took a break from Witty because of reasons... but I'm back and Witty shall be mine! A lot has happened since I took a break. I know, I know, I didn't tell anyone that I was taking a break. :p Whatever.
    Anyways, yes. I am BACK!
    This was a Public Service Announcement. (To those that cared to read this lol.)

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    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 11:29am EDT
    me: *on witty*
    girl: isnt that website awesome?
    me: 0.0 yeaaah
    the girls guy friend: what website
    me and the girl: NOTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT
    OMG THE GIRL WHO HAS A WITTY IN MY SCHOOL FOUND ME OMG IM GONNA DIE

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    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 11:58am EDT
    WITTY. GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT. A GIRL IN MY SCHOOL HAS A WITTY AND SHE'S SITTING A FEW FEET AWAY FROM ME.
    So I'm in the computer lab at my school and I'm just wittying while looking around to see if any teachers are watching. Well I happen to see tha faves button and a blue background and this girl a few computers away me is also on Witty. I almost died and i was all like, " *O* and O.O OMG SHE HAS A WITTY NO WAY NO FREAKING WAY." I thought I was the only one from my school besides my friend but I showed witty to her. But OMG I don't know this girl that's on witty right now and I'm watching her and yes I know I'm a stalker. What if she finds me omg. HAH BUT I FOUND HER FIRST. I know you're a Wittian, girl in the ponytail...if you happen to see me.

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    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 11:00am EDT
    So I was just Wittying, then I scrolled to the Witty logo and instead of flashing rainbow colors, I saw flashing colors with cats and a happy 10th birthday to Witty.
    Well played, Steve. Well played.
    Happy Birthday Witty Profiles!

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    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 4:39pm EDT
    Ailurophile
    (n.) A cat lover.

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    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:58pm EST
    ~
    I'll be fine, I swear.
    I'm just gone
    beyond repair
    ~
    Format by Breeze

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    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 6:41pm EST
    *overheard my sister watching Shake It Up*
    Flinn (is that the little boy's name, right?) - *gets ditched by some dude that doesn't wanna be his friend anymore* forget him. What a crock.
    me: *thinks* no wonder why no one wants do be his friend.
    Disney these days...

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    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 11:27am EST
    Are you made from Copper and Tellurium? Because you're so
    Copper
    29
    Cu
    Tellurium
    52
    Te

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    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 7:01pm EST
    Guess what, Witty?
    It's an amazing day today.
    Today, has been one year!
    ♥ One year with my amazing boyfriend ♥
    I love you so much, Witty Profiles!!
    It's all thanks to my best friend, The Internet, for introducing us!
    Yes, today marks my one year Witty anniversary ♥

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    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 3:10am EST
    this seriously just happened. what do i do. i dont even....
    OMEGLE
    you are chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
    Stranger: Hey, I just met you.
    You: And this is crazy
    Stranger: But my pants are off.
    Stranger: So f... me maybe?
    You: Soooooo get in my room now
    Stranger: How about nooooooooo.
    You: HHahaaa im kidding you know that
    Stranger: Surrrrrreeeeee.
    Stranger: RAPIST!
    You: Im an antisocial awkward potato what do you expect
    Stranger: I expect some damn romance before going to your room.
    Stranger: Seriously, no movie or dinner?
    You: Depends
    You: Is the food free
    Stranger: Nope.
    Stranger: I want you to pay.
    You: You must not know what witty is then do you
    You: Ok i will pay
    You: But there has to be wifi
    Stranger: "witty"? The term? Or is that a person?
    Stranger: I am not understanding the witty thing. Were you trying to be witty?
    Stranger: I didn't notice.
    You: OMG you DO know, do you? Witty profiles....?
    You: I have
    your conversational partner has just disconnected.

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    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:44pm EST
    Siri meets Furby
    Siri: What can I help you with?
    Furby: Kwooo fa AHA HAH HAAAH
    Siri: I don't see 'kill her' in your address book.
    Coincidence? I think not.
    format credit: paperlung

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    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 10:41pm EST
    Coffeeology
    ESPRESSO YOURSELF *~* Better latte Than Never *~* Take life One cup at a time *~* So many blends, so little time *~* Friends don't let friends drink bad coffee *~* Take time to smell the coffee *~* Deja Brew: the feeling you've had this coffee before...

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    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 3:27pm EST
    So I was just scrolling through quotes on Witty
    And I saw a random little present box next to someone's username, I was like OMG what its that?
    So I hovered over it and it said "happy birthday"
    Steve, you're so creative.

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    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 2:49pm EST
    Presenting: My Bedroom Door
    DUMBLE

    FORMAT © JIMMY365
    not my quote, but this is literally what my door looks like

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    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:16am EST
    So I was on Facebook and I read one of my friend's stauses. You know what she posted?
    I feel like I have no life.....I'm just sitting here and I meowed at my cat and it meowed back at me.... :)
    And I was all like...she belongs on Witty.

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    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 8:44pm EST
    .
    I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need
    I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
    I just want you for my own more than you could ever know
    Make my wish come true, All I want for Christmas is you
    Format by Breeze

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