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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*

1. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   March 3, 2014 5:58pm UTC
   A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people
   
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2. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   March 3, 2014 5:56pm UTC
   Nothing is on fire; fire is on things
   
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3. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   March 3, 2014 5:54pm UTC
   If humans could fly, we'd consider it exercise and never do it
   
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4. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   March 3, 2014 5:52pm UTC
   Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
   
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5. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   March 3, 2014 5:50pm UTC
   If you live in North America my driveway is connected to yours
   
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6. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   February 13, 2014 7:38pm UTC
   Hogwarts be like: I whip my stairs back and forth I whip my stairs back and forth
   
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7. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   February 13, 2014 5:25pm UTC
   Things turn out the best for people who make the best of how things turn out - John Wooden
   
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8. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   February 13, 2014 5:23pm UTC
   Ever told a lie to save yourself?
   
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9. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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   January 27, 2014 6:33pm UTC
   That moment 3 hours ago when you thought you were going to do something important.
   
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10. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    January 25, 2014 3:02pm UTC
    If there was an award for the most pessimistic, I probably wouldn't even be nominated
    
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11. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    January 23, 2014 5:13pm UTC
    No matter how busy you are, you must find time for reading; that or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorence.
    
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12. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    January 23, 2014 5:10pm UTC
    "When students cheat on exams it's because our school systems value grades more than students value learning."
    
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13. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    January 23, 2014 5:07pm UTC
    Android: Happy 2014Apple: Happy 2013s
    
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14. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    January 23, 2014 5:05pm UTC
    Dear single girls, stop saying you should give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, please don't force an innocent cat to live with you.
    
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    January 16, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    The fact the jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain is great news for stupid people
    
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    January 16, 2014 8:16pm UTC
    Be nice to everyone in case someone you know gets rich
    
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17. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    January 16, 2014 8:14pm UTC
    Even Hi.tler had a girlfriend. You are literally less desirable than Hi.tler.
    
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18. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    December 28, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    "on accident"
    
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19. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    December 21, 2013 11:53am UTC
    I don't even live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck.
    
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20. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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    December 21, 2013 11:50am UTC
    When Jesus is born, I get presents.When Jesus dies I get chocolate.I love Jesus.
    
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