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WhenAllElseFails

Status: I thought the bass was gonna drop but then it never did - an autobiography

Member Since: 2 Aug 2012 11:41am

Last Seen: 30 Apr 2018 10:27pm

Birthday: October 31

Location: A dumb beach town in the south T.T

Gender: F

user id: 322238

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  1. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:52pm EST
    Me: What rock group has four men but doesn't sing?
    Me: Mount Rushmore!
    Friend: Get out.

  2. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:50pm EST
    Have you ever taken a picture
    and thought it was so good you used it for
    literally everything and you look back at it
    some day and you're just like 'Wow, that was
    the worst picture ever omg'

  3. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 9:40pm EST
    Anyone else think that
    guys have feelings too?
    It really bothers me when
    I see some idiot girl complain
    about a guy breaking her
    heart and all this, but
    she's probably broken
    more hearts than he has.
    I don't know. It just bothers
    me when people
    automatically side with the
    girl. I always side with the guy,
    to be completely honest.

  4. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:46pm EDT
    Since school started I've been wearing kind of
    normal looking clothes almost, and then the other
    day I waltzed in with my trusty Pikachu hoodie with
    ears and literally everyone who saw me that didn't
    actually know me besides seeing me in the halls
    was like *0*

  5. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:44pm EDT
    Would anyone just love to know what I really hate?
    Girls who sit there and have lists of what their perfect guy has to be.
    I was sitting in class yesterday listening to these two girls go on and on
    about what color hair "he" has to have, what "he" has to look like, act like.
    I was strongly holding myself back from explaining to them that
    they aren't going to get that, and he doesn't HAVE to have these qualities
    they were rattling off. & I can bet that if they ever find /the/ guy, he
    won't be anything like that.
    You see, no guy is "perfect". He may come across as that
    when you see his appearance. And it's not his job to be so.
    When you love someone, you're looking past his flaws, his quirks
    and everything else to see the real him. And if that's not what love is then idk what it is.

  6. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 12:31pm EDT
    Has anyone else ever noticed that
    every single girl everywhere has a certain face they do in every selfie.

  7. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 2:42pm EDT
    Person: *Makes meaningful facebook status* To look in the mirror, and see that the person staring back isn't you..
    Me: Then it's probably a window

  8. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 2:36pm EDT
    Me: *puts on song*
    Me: *sings*
    Me: *sings guitar parts*
    Me: *sings all instruments*
    Me: *air guitar*
    Me: *air drums*
    Me: *headbanging*
    Me: stood up, headbanging, air guitar*
    Me: *1 man mosh pit in bedroom*

  9. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 2:32pm EDT
    When my mom says she'll be ready in 5 minutes,
    I know I have just enough time to fly to space and finish
    building my Death Star before we go.

  10. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:53pm EDT
    I hate having people over so much
    I always feel obligated to entertain them like when I'm at other people's houses
    we just hang out and do whatever but I feel differently at my house. They're over
    and I'm just like do you want bread I have bread

  11. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:26pm EDT
    I just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear
    his clothes and fall asleep on his chest I have earned this sh/t by now where is my cute boy

  12. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:16pm EDT
    I had a dream once that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said "What's your sign?"
    and he said "DiCapricorn" and I laughed so hard I woke up.

  13. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 2:12pm EDT
    When I was little I learned what schizophrenia was from TV
    and for a while I was really afraid because I thought I had it since I
    always heard my own voice in my head so I finally told a doctor and
    he infromed me that what I was experiencing was called thinking.

  14. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 12:16am EDT
    Me: Magic Conch Shell, should I start my homework?
    Magic Conch Shell: No
    Me: The conch has spoken

  15. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 12:13am EDT
    me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some vegetable frie-
    chinese restaraunt: do u want egg roll
    me: i didn't even finish my order
    chinese restaraunt: *to the chef* zhīfáng mêiguó xīwáng dán juān
    me: what

  16. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 9:24pm EDT
    Waitress: Hi, I'm Eva, and I'll be taking care of you all tonight!
    Waitress: *walks over to another table* Hi, I'm Eva, and I'll be taking care of you all tonight!
    Me: I thought what we had was special

  17. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 4:41pm EDT
    I am a short fuse
    and a wrecking
    ball, crashing into
    your heart like I do.

  18. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:24pm EDT
    You can't go through life wearing a catcher's mitt on both hands. You have to be ready to throw something back sometimes.
    -Maya Angelou

  19. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:06pm EDT
    Me: I'm tired.
    Friend: What's new

  20. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 9:48pm EDT
    One time, when I was like 7,
    this kid had a really huge crush
    on me and drew me all these
    strange looking box people
    and he asked me out but
    remember I had a 7 year old
    mind so I didn't really know
    what to do so I did what I do
    best and cordially wrote him
    a letter that said "I don't really
    like like you all that much, and
    now I guess I don't know
    what to say, so here is a picture
    of an elephant instead"
    and do you know what I did?
    I drew the kid a giraffe.
    How do you screw up a giraffe and an elephant I mean come on

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